Lucian's men try to get by without him.
(Interior: South Terminus. We see Raze pause as he storms toward the train. He reaches for his weapon and--)
RAZE: What the hell is this?
EDITOR: I switched your weapons for these cutie popguns.
RAZE: I can't use UV ammunition with these!
EDITOR: It works just fine on /One Piece/.
RAZE: I don't see how--ohcrud! BLOOOOODS!
RAZE: (Shoots Rigel with popgun)
RIGEL: (dies of laughing)
RAZE: (looks around) Okay...
(Interior: tunnels. Selene bears down on the fallen Trix)
SELENE: (puts her boot on Trix's chest) (cocks gun)
EDITOR: Wait! Wait! We can't show this senseless violence.
TRIX: Oh thank god!
EDITOR: So you're going to disappear for no reason. We do this all the time on /Ruroni Kenshin/.
TRIX: Well, at least I'm spared a painful shooting.
EDITOR: (calling) Cue the discontinuity gnomes!
GNOMES: (file in and pick up Trix's body) Let's give him a makeover!
(Interior, the lycans' den)
PIERCE: Now that Lucian is cut from the script, we can fight all we want and engage in depravity!
EDITOR: So long as it is a not depravity on this list. (heads off)
TAYLOR: (reads) No boxing?!
PIERCE: (reads) No blood effects?
TAYLOR: No cussing?
PIERCE: No cockfighting?
TAYLOR: (looks at Pierce)
PIERCE: It means to bet on fighting chickens!
PIERCE: It does!
TAYLOR: How are we going to settle our manly differences now?
PIERCE: (Thinks) Sudden death Scrabble?
(Interior, Michael's hallway. Selene is shooting herself an escape route through the floor.)
SELENE: (looks up at Editor) What?
EDITOR: This is completely unrealistic and violates at least three laws of logic and/or physics.
EDITOR: Carry on.