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Stuttering

by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

it's so it's so sy-sy-symbolic of everything Everything that's wrong with me and you So tell me what I'm supposed to do Oh it's been ages since we've been really honest but I can make ch-ch-ch-...

Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 123 - Published: 2007/11/06 - Updated: 2009/02/02 - 201185 words - Complete

  • The Just Add People You Know Clause

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    "Patrick moved his hand to his head and Pete from the corner of his eye saw this and smacked his hand away. After 15 minutes of this "game", and not a word to each other Patrick gave up"

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2007/11/06 - Updated: 2007/11/22 - 1661 words - Complete

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  • "Its like the Smurf Thing"

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    just read it :)

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/11/07 - Updated: 2007/11/08 - 1678 words - Complete

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  • Lost in Translation

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    The Girls are at the show... see what happens

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/11/21 - Updated: 2007/11/22 - 1668 words - Complete

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  • "THATS MY TRANSFORMERS HOODIE!"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    read, cuz summaries are not something we are good at

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/11/22 - Updated: 2007/11/22 - 1783 words - Complete

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  • "She just- she's pure evil."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    read... there is a bit of spanglish in this chapter we translated after for the non Spanish speakers but if you still have trouble feel free to ask.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/11/22 - Updated: 2007/11/22 - 1862 words - Complete

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  • "Those shoes were made for f*!king"

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    This one goes out to XXPoeticTragedyXX. No need to pout love here's the next chapter. Enjoy!

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/11/24 - Updated: 2007/11/24 - 1753 words - Complete

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  • > GINGERcakeP: nice to meet you...

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    < IbeDatgirL: Patrick Stump. I'm Calista Rodriguez. > GINGERcakeP: nice to meet you Calista. < IbeDatgirL: Finally! > GINGERcakeP: yes. Finally.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/11/27 - Updated: 2007/11/27 - 1750 words - Complete

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  • She is kinda cute. I'd maybe eat meat if she asked me too.

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Here's another one. Hope you like it.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/11/30 - Updated: 2007/11/30 - 1551 words - Complete

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  • "Pete Wentz is a F@*king klepto theif"

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    Just read. Sorry its taking so long but work is hell and when we are home we are lazy. Reviews rock our socks though. XOXO Ginny&Cali

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/12/11 - Updated: 2007/12/12 - 1898 words - Complete

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  • "It's like a rusted steel trap illegal in 48 states."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Ummm, Bobby Flay's on." Gin said matter-of-factly. "And?" "Don't do that." I cringed. "We do not change the channel when Bobby Flay's on." Gin reiterated.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/06 - Updated: 2008/03/07 - 1566 words - Complete

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  • "Spoken like a true fucking Chicagoan."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Lunchbox! Lets go! Food!" Joe yelled running into Patrick's room. Gin was holding on to his arm laughing her ass off. "No, no, no. Joe I told you I was kidding!" Ginny said just cracking up. Sh...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/06 - Updated: 2008/03/07 - 1755 words - Complete

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  • "and I promise, until you guys get back I won't eat meat."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "Its called tits. Its all fat. You use to suck on your moms. Get those thoughts out your heads."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/09 - Updated: 2008/03/10 - 1501 words - Complete

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  • "GINGERcakeP: some stalker you are..."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    heres whats going on with the boys on tour

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/10 - Updated: 2008/03/10 - 2386 words - Complete

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  • "Music piping? They've thought of everything!"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    and so ive deleted this stupid chapter 65 million times and it wouldnt post right **cries**

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/11 - Updated: 2008/03/12 - 1635 words - Complete

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  • "Who knows. Its always daylight in Vegas."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/11 - Updated: 2008/03/12 - 1721 words - Complete

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  • "Because we always listen to what Uncle John says."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "That's it. But I will play a song that's got one of my favorite titles. Its so dirty but its a love song- so there. This is 'I'm Like a Lawyer, With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off'..."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/11 - Updated: 2008/03/12 - 1640 words - Complete

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  • "What are you doing on this floor with the commoners?"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    Alright Mr. Stump-H time to see what your working with I thought.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/14 - Updated: 2008/03/15 - 1588 words - Complete

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  • "Did you turn up the heat?"

    by Syn_INC

    "Yea. I'm totally homo for John Mayer. And I'm totally homo for you." Ginny sat there and Andy licked the side of her face. This turned into giggling and now everyone broke and the game of the day...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/03/14 - Updated: 2008/03/15 - 1731 words - Complete

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  • "Guys dig girls who play video games."

    by Syn_INC

    Sex is EVIL Evil is SYN Sins are FORGIVEN so lets BEGIN

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/03/16 - Updated: 2008/03/16 - 1701 words - Complete

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  • "Lets go sit by Andy and eat real meat."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "I'm Genovieve." Ginny stated. Andy gave her this look. Ginny doesn't give anyone her government name. The drunk in her digs Gin and her inner child prefers Ginny, I don't know what this was.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/19 - Updated: 2008/03/19 - 1567 words - Complete

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  • "PinkPhoenix: BORED!!! *holds breathe*"

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    Joe hit the shutter button and it was some quick flowy movement. Gin backed away from him and touched her lips.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/19 - Updated: 2008/03/19 - 1556 words - Complete

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  • IbeDatgirL: ok. C. I love u. But I'm trying 2 get laid.

    by Syn_INC

    Lets talk about sex baby....

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/03/23 - Updated: 2008/03/24 - 1902 words - Complete

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  • It wouldn't allow me to see past 'I'd like that.'

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    I wasn't that girl. I wasn't that girl that got the guy because he really wanted her. Let me tell you what girl I was. I was that girl you dated to get to the (best) friend. All I ever was, was ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/25 - Updated: 2008/03/25 - 1651 words - Complete

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  • "Men are stupid."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    I took the phone away from my ear and looked at it in confusion. I was hoping that maybe if I stared at it long enough it would tell me this was all some kind of joke. But sadly that was one featur...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/25 - Updated: 2008/03/25 - 1542 words - Complete

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  • "Well that's not creepy or anything"

    by Syn_INC 4 Reviews

    He looked so peaceful now in his sleeping position. His hand hanging off the edge and the cover I had thrown on him half on half off his body but my heart didn't go pitter patter when I saw him lik...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2008/03/25 - Updated: 2008/03/26 - 1768 words - Complete

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  • "It looks like the Easter Bunny and Jesus got all 'Kill Bill' up in this bitch."

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    "Jesus? Patrick. No one else? But Jesus?" "It was funny." Patrick and I were downstairs and Ginny had moved faster than ever.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2008/03/25 - Updated: 2008/03/26 - 1803 words - Complete

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  • "And everyone should be in love on Christmas right?"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    The moment I got home Dirty was in front of my building and I just looked at him. This confused me and I looked around for his 4 duckings. "What's going on mama bear?" I asked. "I've come to coll...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/25 - Updated: 2008/03/26 - 1611 words - Complete

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  • "Still. The red Ashlee? Its gross."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Stuttering 28 Joe got this stupid look on his face and I looked at Pete and rolled my eyes. Sometimes I wondered about these boys. I opened the first box and Ashlee walked in. When she saw me she ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/27 - Updated: 2008/03/27 - 1678 words - Complete

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  • "We're gonna switch shoes, we're gonna switch shoes!"

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    Joe made a mental note to high five his 'girlfriend' if she ever made it back from Barcelona. It was Gin's fault the reason Patrick was singing about switching shoes. But as sad as it was no one re...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/27 - Updated: 2008/03/28 - 1584 words - Complete

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  • "That's SO NOT Kosher."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Joe?" Nic stated. "Yes Nicole?" Joe asked. "What do you want?" "Yes my good lady. I'd like to maybe purchase this tv." "Would you...like me to give you the specs on it?" "No. Any friend of Ca...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/28 - Updated: 2008/03/29 - 1523 words - Complete

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  • "I love you came to late."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Love bites." Joe groaned as he tuned another string and that broke. "You're 3 for 6 Joseph." Andy said taking the guitar away, "leave your friend alone. Call Cali and tell her to make Ginny come..."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/28 - Updated: 2008/03/29 - 1559 words - Complete

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  • 'It was only a kiss / it was only a kiss'

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    Ginny sat there and held me, this is all I need at the moment. I just needed someone to see through my flaws and love me unconditionally, who wasn't exactly Jesus.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/03/28 - Updated: 2008/03/29 - 1574 words - Complete

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  • "God has a special place in hell for you."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "According to Perez, you're holding his dog for ransom." "Why did you tell Perez that?" "I thought that shit was funny." "You would." "Joe's Buzznet people hate me." "I'd hate you too."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/04/01 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 1564 words - Complete

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  • "All's fair in love and war!"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Exactly! LOVE IS WAR! He should have fought harder!" "He gave you all he could!" "Bullshit."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/04/01 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 1572 words - Complete

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  • "Tell me you love me. Even if you don't mean it."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    As I looked up at the ceiling I held back a few tears and Joe jumped on the island with me. I wiped my eyes as I found myself on my back and Joe kneeling over me with both his legs at my side.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [R] - Published: 2008/04/02 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 1591 words - Complete

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  • "What Gin wants Gin gets."

    by Syn_INC

    "I love you." Joe stated. "I love you too." I sighed as his phone went off again. "Patrick's coming over." "Why?" "I don't know. He's depressed." "Can we get him high? He needs some Fuck It in...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2008/04/02 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 1597 words - Complete

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  • "You smell well sexed."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    I found a cantilope in the fridge and cut that up too. I left ½ cut for the guys and took the other half. Joe grabbed me by the hips and kissed me. "So you're doing this for her?" Patrick asked. ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/04/02 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 1535 words - Complete

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  • "No. Been stressed with the Cheating Whore."

    by Syn_INC

    "What is it?" Gin demanded. "What the fuck is this orange shit next to my pineapple?" "Cantilope." "I didn't want any cantilope." I cried. "Dude. Then pick it off."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2008/04/02 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 1554 words - Complete

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  • "A & B."

    by Syn_INC

    I started my car and sat there. Go Cheating Whore and giving me his Civic. But I only think he gave it to me for his own selfish reasons. I mean I liked not having a car but he hated that I used it...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2008/04/02 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 1579 words - Complete

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  • "Well. You've got cheating whore with you."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "I mean God. You're gonna make me wanna puke." Travie stated, "what's wrong?" "I feel like shit." "Stop drinking." "Whatever."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/04/08 - Updated: 2008/04/08 - 1508 words - Complete

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  • "Dude. You even made the pancakes sad."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "You guys. I think I'm depressed." Patrick said softly. "That's because you're not eating your damn pancakes." Travis stated, "I made them with love. Now love my pancakes into your belly."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/04/08 - Updated: 2008/04/08 - 1586 words - Complete

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  • "what's this speak of conversion?"

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    "Well she's pregnant." Joe said quickly. "You are!" I stated shocked, "how dare you be sperminated by Jewseph and not tell me?" "I mean. I have to convert now..." Gin said dangeriously, "if I did...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/04/08 - Updated: 2008/04/08 - 1508 words - Complete

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  • "No. Wrong lover."

    by Syn_INC

    I was pulled into Patrick Stump land. This was a place where everything was rainbows and sunshine drentched in little gumdrop kissed midgets.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/04/12 - Updated: 2008/04/13 - 1721 words - Complete

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  • "If you answer that. I swear to God. I'll bite it off."

    by Syn_INC

    "Hit me again and I'm pushing you down a flight of stairs." Gin threatened. "You would never..." "Wanna test me?" "Not really."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/04/12 - Updated: 2008/04/13 - 1614 words - Complete

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  • Never say never when your stalker is around.

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    "One more thing." Patrick trailed off, "What are you getting me for my birthday?" "TWINS!" Gin yelled.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/14 - Updated: 2008/04/15 - 1529 words - Complete

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  • "Congratulations Patrick Martin Stump-h."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "The baby Joseph!" Patrick said softly. Travis and Andy started to laugh. Patrick's got the wrong person. "Patrick, watch this." Gin opened a bottle of Heineken and drank that down. "Joe tell he...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/14 - Updated: 2008/04/15 - 2017 words - Complete

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  • "Hey, Hey, You, You, I don't like your girlfriend."

    by Syn_INC 6 Reviews

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/14 - Updated: 2008/04/15 - 1651 words - Complete

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  • "No all Hispanics and Gins...are manufactured alike."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Gin had our airplane tickets, and everything was filled out for me. Within the next 4 hours I had my American passport and high 5ed her. "Why didn't you tell me we were gonna do this?" I asked.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/18 - Updated: 2008/04/18 - 1567 words - Complete

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  • IbeDatgirL: I'm in the 60025

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Within 2 hours I had 2 suitcases and 3 gym bags filled. The funny part was that they were mostly shoes. I didn't know, I wanted choices in my shoes. On the other hand one bag belonged to Mozart, he...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/18 - Updated: 2008/04/18 - 2106 words - Complete

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  • "You do know you're licking windows, peeing in your pants, riding the short bus special don't you?"

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    It was 2 days later Gin and I went looking for places in the city. Patrick wanted to go, but like all guys, hated the indesiciveness of women. But then again, it could be the 13 hour marathon Halo ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/18 - Updated: 2008/04/18 - 1640 words - Complete

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  • "so I didn't know that when you froze ice, it turned into literal 'ice'."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    Patrick walked into the kitchen where we were standing when Joe snuck up behind Gin. There was a third player in the mix whom we've never seen before. He had on a purple hoodie and a NY hat.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/21 - Updated: 2008/04/22 - 1540 words - Complete

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  • "No buts Joe. I think you got schooled by 2 girls."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "What's their names?" I asked Joe. "Luke and Leia." Joe said laughing. Ginny then did a giggle that I've only heard from Patrick's mouth and sighed.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/22 - Updated: 2008/04/22 - 1558 words - Complete

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  • "I mean. You're way better than Avril..."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Patrick had run off to the other end of the store and I rolled my eyes. Another shoe store. Great. Just great.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/23 - Updated: 2008/04/24 - 1608 words - Complete

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  • "Me and shoes? We had some fighting words and decided it was best if we went our separete ways."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    We had drinks at the 96th floor of the Handcock a few days later when we dropped the news. Andy jumped up and smiled. He loved being right I take it. "So. Is it Luke and Leia?" Joe asked.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/24 - Updated: 2008/04/24 - 1666 words - Complete

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  • "PRRRRINNNNCEEEE!"

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    It was when we heard a sick ass guitar riff that we focused intently. When we looked up at the screen Patrick's eyes bugged out of his head.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/24 - Updated: 2008/04/24 - 1673 words - Complete

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  • "wheres Paco?"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Uhg! Prince is so lucky!" Patrick sighed, "baby! I want that!" he said crawling over to me. "Bigger house...." I taunted flipping through the US weekly.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/27 - Updated: 2008/04/28 - 1530 words - Complete

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  • "That's close to your junk."

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    You've been lonely / You've been waiting for me / You're pretending and thats all you can do / The love you're sending / Aint making it through to my heart / I've been hiding, never letting it show...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/04/27 - Updated: 2008/04/28 - 1529 words - Complete

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  • "But I wanted my prize."

    by Syn_INC

    "I thought we decided to stop eating here because you get sick every time?" I asked. "See I did. And it does. But you know what...its sooo good!" Gin stated.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/04/29 - Updated: 2008/04/29 - 1592 words - Complete

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  • "Your little Babushka?"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    I wasted no time and moved my body to be closer to him. He moved his arm around my shoulders and pulled me a tick closer to him. My right leg was in between his while I placed my head on the curve...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/05/01 - Updated: 2008/05/02 - 1570 words - Complete

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  • "Well if you can't get it nicely, take it by force...oooh! Use 'The Force' Luke."

    by Syn_INC

    "I can have those papers in 30 minutes or less or my next divorce is free." Patrick said nonchalantly.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/05/02 - Updated: 2008/05/02 - 1678 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • "Scurvvy!"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Scurvvy!" "Why is that so funny to us?" "I don't know. But I have been taking my Vitamin C and Iron pills."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/05 - Updated: 2008/05/05 - 1545 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Take heed, Mr. Stump. I swear if you don't sex me soon I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hand. Literally."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    They sat there like 2 people in love and I threw up. Literally. I ran my hands over my stomach and went to brush my teeth. I then came back out and put my feet on Patrick's legs. Patrick then start...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/05 - Updated: 2008/05/06 - 1564 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "No. I'm spending $72.50+tax on revenge."

    by Syn_INC

    "Dude!" Gin stated, "it looks like a g-damn lightsaber!" "OMG! It does look like a lightsaber." "Joe wouldn't say no to this."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/05/05 - Updated: 2008/05/06 - 1549 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • "If you let them control your life now. It'll always be like this."

    by Syn_INC

    "See Calista! Your stomach kicked me!" Patrick whined.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/05/05 - Updated: 2008/05/06 - 1633 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • "I feel a disturbance in The Force."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    Gin picked up her phone and looked at. She must have thought about Joe a little bit too hard because the phone started to ring. I sat on the chair and shook my head.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/07 - Updated: 2008/05/08 - 1774 words - Complete

    1Funny
  • "George Lopez is hilarious dude."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    But as usual it took Gin 1 word she didn't know to lose it. So then I hit the SAP button and we both started to laugh.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/09 - Updated: 2008/05/09 - 1699 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "You heard me. Crazy masochist bitch."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "I don't like the word 'abortion'." Gin stated. "Oh. You don't?!" I asked shocked, "because lord knows you said it a few times last week." "Yea but not in reference-"

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/15 - Updated: 2008/05/15 - 1611 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Pinkie promise me Cali."

    by Syn_INC 4 Reviews

    "If you love me, Calista," Gin said between her teeth, "no one. Dad NOR son needs to know what happened to me."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/15 - Updated: 2008/05/16 - 1551 words - Complete

    1Moving
  • "Have you found your Hackey Sack yet Mr. Hurley?"

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    When we spoke to Andy, Patrick always left the room. He just found it too creepy that Andy's hippy vibe taps into 'creepy psychic boy' sometimes.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/19 - Updated: 2008/05/19 - 1517 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "We're not Jack and Sally you fucking asshole. We were NEVER meant to be."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    I'm gone / To find someone to live for / In this world / There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight / Just a bridge that I gotta burn

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/21 - Updated: 2008/05/21 - 1747 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "You've got the wrong guy Kid"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    Patrick finally left Joe's basement with a high out of this world.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/21 - Updated: 2008/05/21 - 1538 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "The best way to go green huh?"

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    "You're lucky you're cute." I stated, "I am so hungry." "I have soy burgers."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/21 - Updated: 2008/05/21 - 1558 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Joko&Yohn"pret

    by Syn_INC

    "Fire. Genovieve = Fire. Bad Andy, Bad."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/05/29 - Updated: 2008/05/29 - 1635 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    Joe was the guy who pushed you up against the wall and makes you cum so hard you pass out. Joe forces you to come out your shell and have fun. Joe doesn't have any defences...he jumps in feet first...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/29 - Updated: 2008/05/29 - 1558 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "This is all too groupie...and we all know how I feel about groupies."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "You'll like it." "Shut up." "I'll like it but I won't love it!" "Damn straight."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/29 - Updated: 2008/05/30 - 1551 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Oh you're prettier then someone told me you were."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    "What's up Mrs. Wentz?" I asked with a smile. "Nothing but the sun Mrs. Stump, and me wanting to throw myself down a flight of stairs." Ashlee stated with a smirk, "don't tell Pete I said that."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/29 - Updated: 2008/05/30 - 1575 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Pete's got his 'On 3' look."

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    "What are you guys planning?" Ashlee demanded through clenched teeth. "I got nothin'." I said softly. "You do. Pete's got his 'On 3' look."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/31 - Updated: 2008/06/01 - 1491 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "I don't understand how you're the soundtrack to my LIFE!"

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    "Anything but this guy." Joe mumbled as he reached for the remote and couldn't bare to change the song, "I don't understand how you're the soundtrack to my LIFE!"

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/01 - Updated: 2008/06/01 - 1612 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Thing 1 and Thing 2 FOREVER."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "So dear. Will you be by tomorrow?" Gin asked through a yawn. "No. I'm not even going to tell Patrick I helped you lift a 60in TV." "I could have done it by myself." "By yourself which means sti...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/03 - Updated: 2008/06/04 - 1579 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "I did something bad and Cali is never going to forgive me for it."

    by Syn_INC 6 Reviews

    Patrick sat there and started to pull his hair. This Patrick we haven't seen in a while and Joe smacked him since Pete was not around to do it. "What is it?" Joe asked. "I'm scared." Patrick said...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/03 - Updated: 2008/06/04 - 1423 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "You give love a bad name!"

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    I gave Joe the finger as I headed out the door and he grabbed his chest. "Shot through the heart." Joe stated. "You give love a bad name!" Gin and I yelled as we started to sing Bon Jovi after that.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/04 - Updated: 2008/06/04 - 1602 words - Complete

    1Moving
  • "Yea. Patrick. Pete. Petrick all the same."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Right?" I whispered. "We're whispering because?" "The twins are sleeping." "I thought Patrick was the only one who could put them to sleep?" "Yea. Patrick. Pete. Petrick all the same."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/05 - Updated: 2008/06/06 - 1533 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "War is not the answer."

    by Syn_INC

    "I miss him so much. And I don't like him that clean." "You don't?" "No. Where's dirty Joe?" "In there somewhere." "Grrr."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/06/05 - Updated: 2008/06/06 - 1534 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • "Dun, dun, dun, dun, GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! You guys! Its Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy!"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "Oh my lord you are VERY pregnant!" Kevin stated from the podium. "Yea I am." I said laughing. "Does your kid need a dad? I do movies." "No. Their dad does music." "Where's he now?" "He's righ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/05 - Updated: 2008/06/06 - 1471 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Happy Birthday Jewseph!"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Joe walked around this box some more and just admired it. He couldn't stop laughing. All he wondered was who in the hell got whatever was in this box for him. Suddenly everyone Joe had called was a...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/05 - Updated: 2008/06/06 - 1592 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Pete's- yay."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    "Why haven't I- the last time I checked both our names were on the line Gin." "You've been pregnant fighting with a slight preclampsia where you can't fly. Meanwhile, I've been going off what you'...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/05 - Updated: 2008/06/06 - 1547 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Joe knows Patrick. Joe knows."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Last night at your thing while holding Cali I was thinking about Elisa." Joe stuck his fingers in his ears. His 'Hear No Evil' motto still worked. He loved Calista too much to be any part of this...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/07 - Updated: 2008/06/08 - 1473 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "This is worse than when Darth Vader blew up Princess Leia's home planet."

    by Syn_INC 7 Reviews

    "Another one for the vault."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2008/06/07 - Updated: 2008/06/08 - 1565 words - Complete

    1Exciting
  • "The popo's took him!"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "They haven't set bail for him yet. Its gonna be another 6 hours." Andy stated sitting in Joe's chair. "I feel horrible." I stated. "I'm not going to say he deserves it. But you both should be th...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/08 - Updated: 2008/06/08 - 1505 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • 'My Bajingo's On Fire! - September 2008'

    by Syn_INC 4 Reviews

    "Do you know they both Share a birthday with Uncle Joe." I stated. "Yea. Lucky him." Gin said rolling her eyes. "Look at your crappy writing on their incubators." "Well. They weren't gonna be Ba...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/08 - Updated: 2008/06/08 - 1518 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • 'Oh No He Didn't!'

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "Ok, just listen. I'm laughing now, but this shit aint funny." Gin started as she turned the computer to me. "What do you mean?" I asked. Gin hit play and all I saw was Patrick's hand come down o...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/06/10 - Updated: 2008/06/10 - 1645 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Takotsubo cardiomyopathy"

    by Syn_INC 5 Reviews

    "Calista?" Someone asked walking into the room, "Calista Rodriguez?" "For today...sure." "We've gotta go upstairs. Its your husband."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2008/06/10 - Updated: 2008/06/10 - 1719 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Come on gorgeous wanna feel the fiber of my fabric?"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "Then why am I awake at 152a against my wishes?" "Some philantrophy work?" "Doing?" "Can you pick me up from this bar...?"

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/13 - Updated: 2008/06/13 - 1526 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "did you succeed young Jedi?"

    by Syn_INC

    "Your best friend tried to kidnap your only son." Gin stated to Patrick. "Suh-weet!" Patrick said as him and Joe high 5ed, "did you succeed young Jedi?" "No. They took him away from me and kick...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2008/06/13 - Updated: 2008/06/13 - 1618 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • "Roman says he loves you."

    by Syn_INC 6 Reviews

    Patrick walked into the room moments later looking for it and I handed him his urine soaked phone. "Roman says he loves you." I grumbled.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/06/24 - Updated: 2008/06/25 - 1873 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "The story of my life Mr. Stump."

    by Syn_INC 5 Reviews

    "How'd he get that kind of power?" "I don't know. Patrick Stump is like Magic."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/05 - Updated: 2008/07/05 - 1543 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Can I sleep with you?"

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Do you know that you're 11 months and 1 day older then me." Joe stated. "I'm going to push you out the car."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/17 - Updated: 2008/07/17 - 1523 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "I will put you out on the street dog!"

    by Syn_INC 5 Reviews

    I walked back upstairs to the nursery to see Patrick trying to bargin with a growling Mozart. Why Mozart was doing this I didn't know, but in the end it made me crack up. "Your dogs on crack." Pat...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/17 - Updated: 2008/07/17 - 1581 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Oh, very good mother."

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/22 - Updated: 2008/07/23 - 1834 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Fine. Slash, this is Joe."

    by Syn_INC 5 Reviews

    Joe didn't know what to say. A legend- a God of Rock if you must, was in his ex-girlfriend's house. She was calling him, Saul, like they went to grammar school together. Gin snapped her fingers and...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/22 - Updated: 2008/07/23 - 1537 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Or what? You're going to punish me?"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    1NOnLyJ0eTr0h: I was told the funniest thing. IbeDatGirl: what? 1NOnLyJ0eTr0h: that Gin. Was black. IbeDatGirl: ahhhaaahha.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/05 - Updated: 2008/08/05 - 1694 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Nobody wants Bender."

    by Syn_INC 4 Reviews

    I watched Joe continue to turn in his chair and walked over. I sat on his lap and he jumped.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/05 - Updated: 2008/08/05 - 1576 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Im on my PERIOD asshole."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "If we don't have our kid soon, all the good names will be taken." JoeTroh pouted, "and it doesn't help that Cali looks pregnant again." "Im on my PERIOD asshole." I snapped. "Pss, Ok." JoeTroh s...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/16 - Updated: 2008/08/17 - 1667 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "That's right little piggy."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "The boy is stupid for you." I stated, "and it confuses him." "I know. I like his confused face. It makes his eyes dance." "Whatever. Now take Roman." "This is my FAVORITE person!" Gin stated ki...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/16 - Updated: 2008/08/17 - 1660 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "That's not the 'what' I meant."

    by Syn_INC 5 Reviews

    "Why's it so hard to believe that someone doesn't want anything?" Patrick asked. "Because. She's human." "More like Superhuman."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/20 - Updated: 2008/08/20 - 1809 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Yes Jews for Jesus...and such."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    My mom was sitting on the couch holding Sofi and rocking Roman in the car seat. I sighed and sat down next to her. All she did was give me this look and I started to cry again. She put Sofi down in...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/20 - Updated: 2008/08/21 - 1541 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Not kid. Sloane."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Flipping through the channels he had a choice between 'Sunrise' and 'Ferris Buller's Day Off'. He chose the latter and looked up at the ceiling. Joe closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep as t...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/20 - Updated: 2008/08/21 - 1486 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "My 4 hands up."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    "By the way you look good bro." Joe stated. "I know wife's like I'm gonna start cooking healthy and you're gonna lose some weight I was like bitch please. And here I am." Patrick sighed.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/20 - Updated: 2008/08/21 - 1512 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Til death do us part. Your bad."

    by Syn_INC 5 Reviews

    "Ummm...ok Rip Van Winkle. Don't be an ass Joe." "We're still fighting?" "Yea. That's how we made Sloane and that how we made this one."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/08/21 - Updated: 2008/08/22 - 1540 words - Complete

    1Moving
  • "I made up this game you can't challenge me."

    by Syn_INC

    "do you think she'll have me back?" "Who?" "You know who." "No I don't know who." "Genevieve." "Yes." "Yes what?" "I made up this game you can't challenge me." "Fine."

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008/10/05 - Updated: 2008/10/06 - 1583 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • "This laughter is pure delirium."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Im sorrie about this..." Vivian stated. This was her only and last attempt at a conscience. This is what Patrick Stump did to her. And from the looks of it, she wanted to scrape that feeling off ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/10/27 - Updated: 2008/10/27 - 1614 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Bad Cheating whore, bad. Where's my rolled up newspaper..."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/02 - Updated: 2008/12/02 - 1516 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "You're such a douche when it comes to coffee."

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    Pete picked me up from the airport with his 16 week old little lady in tow. I must have squeezed the love out her because she quickly gave me Pete's on 3 look with Patrick's giggle. Which proves to...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/02 - Updated: 2008/12/02 - 1578 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Just keep swimming...just keep swimming..."

    by Syn_INC 3 Reviews

    "So what you're trying to say is that you guys have been playing Mario Kart for 9-" "12." Joe interjected. "12 HOURS?! How is that humanly possible?!" "Just keep swimming...just keep swimming......

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/02 - Updated: 2008/12/07 - 1627 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Hell hath no fury like funny lookin' Joe's kids."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Funny looking?" "Yea. Between Joe's 1973 porn mustache and my hair...which by the way is in desperate need of...everything. I don't think id be able...I think im gonna screw up my kids Cali." "I...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/07 - Updated: 2008/12/07 - 1571 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "I lit a fire under his ass and he didn't take me with."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "Im trying to have dinner Patrick." I said in a bored tone taking a sip of water. "Who the hell is this?!" "He, is Robert. Rob this is my ex-husband and the father of my babies." "Nice to meet y...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/12 - Updated: 2008/12/12 - 1585 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "THAT type of institution needs electroshock therapy!!!"

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "Sweetness." At the sound of my nickname I cringed. And turned to face him. "Don't Patrick just...don't." I said sounding more broken than I would have wanted. "Cali please..." he said getting up...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/12 - Updated: 2008/12/12 - 1545 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "he does have a habit and exsponged record of hitting pregnant ladies."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "God I feel like such a douche." Gin stated. I was too busy LAUGHING to pay attention to her. "You know. The next time you have to pee I suggest you find a bathroom." I added doubling over in pai...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/12 - Updated: 2008/12/12 - 1540 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "For someone so twisted and odd you sure like flowy dresses."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    Joe gave me a hug and walked through the house and up the stairs. He then slowly made his way down with a pout. "Where are my little people?" Joe asked almost tearing up. "They're with Pat you ...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/23 - Updated: 2008/12/23 - 1578 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Joe's gonna make it rain."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    I knew I was divorced but I felt like I gave that piece of myself away too quickly. I just wanted him to leave right now. I didn't really wanna see him after sex.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/23 - Updated: 2008/12/23 - 1564 words - Complete

    0Unrated
  • "Are you kidding? Not this again. I thought you were cured."

    by Syn_INC 1 Reviews

    "And so I take it, that THIS is what happens when I leave. Very nice Calista." Patrick said as Roman cried out. I flipped my shirt back over my head and got off the bed quickly. "No, no. Don't w...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/12/23 - Updated: 2008/12/23 - 1714 words - Complete

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  • "Cool down Kimosabe."

    by Syn_INC 0 Reviews

    "Genovieve!" I shot. "What?!" "Why were you at the hospital?!" "Fuckin' I had the babies Cali. And they're fuckin' in the house, I mean really..." Gin said rolling her eyes.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2009/01/05 - Updated: 2009/01/06 - 1548 words - Complete

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  • "I hate you guys."

    by Syn_INC

    "Good morning." I said softly. "It is a good morning isn't it?" Patrick whispered.

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009/01/05 - Updated: 2009/01/06 - 1600 words - Complete

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  • "But she's got girly parts."

    by Syn_INC 2 Reviews

    "You can't win every battle with these 2. So if Roman wants to sleep on the table. Or if Sofi wants to sleep under the piano we just let them. Just as long as they are breathing it's fine. Just thr...

    Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2009/01/05 - Updated: 2009/01/06 - 1559 words - Complete

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