FicWad: fresh-picked original and fan fiction

head swiming in the toilet in a stall that's dim
spining around and around around
try to avoid the rim
it has secrets you don't want found


can you tell me,
what's it like to get a swirly?
is there aspecial way to act
when you get toilet-attacked?


make sure to keep your mouth shut the whole time
no know last time someone got it clean
it's so gross and steaked with lime
rememmber not to scream


can you tell me,
what's it like to get a swirly?
is there aspecial way to act
when you get toilet-attacked?


don't open a eye
no matter what what you do
because you'll just die
when you see the poo


can you tell me,
what's it like to get a swirly?
is there aspecial way to act
when you get toilet-attacked?


don't use your nose for air
if you do you'll regret in the end
wait until the stop with care
unless you like the smell of the u-bend


can you tell me,
what's it like to get a swirly?
is there aspecial way to act
when you get toilet-attacked?


when you get home you'll be feeling kind of sickly
but, don't dont you say a word
just hop in the shower quickly
and start washing out that turd

Log in to rate and review this story

You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Log in to adjust filter.