Phone conversation, Bunji style.
LINE 1: Speak...
LINE 2: Bunji, it's me.
LINE 1: What is it?
LINE 2: Bob just called me with the details. You take the East Bridge over and enter on 7th Avenue.
LINE 1: I thought I was parking on 5th?
LINE 2: There is a funeral today so there will be too many people.
LINE 1: Fuck-hold on, now I gotta merge right and I'm in the far left lane...
Hey fuck you!
I'm gonna take out my piece and start plugging people!
LINE 2: Bunji?
LINE 1: What?
LINE 2: Are you still with me?
LINE 1: Yeah I'm here-
LINE 2: Take the 5th Avenue exit once you're over the bridge.
LINE 1: That will take me out front, right?
LINE 2: Just cruise through the crowd because by the time you get there the funeral procession will be gathered.
LINE 1: Just take South Harlow to 7th right?
LINE 2: Yes, it's the only way into the parking garage.
LINE 1: Man I gotta pay toll!
LINE 2: You should have a roll of change in the console-
LINE 1: I used it at the arcade this morning.
LINE 2: That was brilliant-
LINE 1: Shut up fag.
LINE 2: Hey Bunji, can I ask you something-
LINE 1: Hold on, shut up for a minute-
LINE 2: You didn't want me to shut up last night-
LINE 1: Oh-
LINE 2: Sorry if I freaked you out Bunji.
LINE 1: No-you didn't. I liked it.
LINE 2: Obviously.
LINE 1: What did you want to ask me?
LINE 2: Do you usually like it so loud?
LINE 1: Not really-I don't know. That shit you were talking was driving me nuts.
LINE 2: Hahahaha!
LINE 1: Yo don't laugh at me-
LINE 2: I'm not laughing at you Bunji-
LINE 1: Yes you are.
LINE 2: I think it's hot, that you liked me like that, so I got dirty.
LINE 1: I don't know-just hearing you saying all that shit-made me feel like a stud.
LINE 2: A stud?
LINE 1: Yeah-like I had the biggest dick in Billion or something...
LINE 2: Well I think you do-
LINE 1: Shut up-
LINE 2: Is the procession outside?
LINE 1: Yeah, coasting through it right now. Hey, did I really hit it?
LINE 2: Hit what?
LINE 1: Last night?
LINE 2: Oh yes, you hit it-
LINE 1: Nah, you were faking it.
LINE 2: Why would I fake it?
LINE 1: I dunno, why does anybody fake it.
LINE 2: I don't fake it. I still can't believe you hit it without trying.
LINE 1: I see my target.
LINE 2: Is he alone?
LINE 1: Nah-he's got some old broad with him.
LINE 2: It's his mother-in-law, he's taking her home.
LINE 1: Ok, I'm making a left on Harlow-
LINE 2: Drive under the overpass and go one block up. At the intersection you'll hang a left into the parking garage.
LINE 1: Ok, I'm inside.
LINE 2: Enter all zeroes for the parking code-
LINE 1: Ha! It worked.
LINE 2: Park on the roof if you can-
LINE 1: Uh-yeah you know I can do this much-I did jobs like this before I joined Millenion.
LINE 2: ...Sorry Bunji.
LINE 1: What's the guess on his time?
LINE 2: Bob says he spends a half-hour with her and always leaves at 6.
LINE 1: Then I got about 10 to burn before he comes back out.
LINE 2: Call back in when you're on the bridge.
LINE 1: Hey-
LINE 2: What?
LINE 1: What'ch you got on right now?
LINE 2: You saw me at the meeting this morning-
LINE 1: Remind me.
LINE 2: I got on my double reverse pleats, the ones with the side seam pockets-my gray wool turtle neck which I got for only two hundred fifty-
LINE 1: Fuck I don't care about the runway shit Lee-what's underneath?
LINE 2: Oh-
LINE 1: Hurry up.
LINE 2: I got on these lo-rise boxers with the elastic seam around the pouch. It circles my package real tight, it's a nice fit. Waistband is tight too.
LINE 1: ...is there writing on it?
LINE 2: The band?
LINE 1: ...yeah.../uh.../
LINE 2: Yes. It says Angel Arm.
LINE 1: Oh yeah, those are the soft smooth ones-
LINE 2: They are aren't they?
LINE 1: /ahhh/...what color?
LINE 2: Black with white seams. The band is white also, with gray letters. I think my cleaner is fading them though. I need to get a new cleaning service.
LINE 1: Oh.../yeah...I know.../shiny blaack...
LINE 2: Ku--Kugashira? What are you-
LINE 1: /Ah....ah is there/, is the seam, a white stitch line...
LINE 2: Yeah, there a couple of them. One goes right up over my dick and two lines run up from the leg holes to my hips.
LINE 1: yeah.../uuhhh/
LINE 2: Bunji?! Oh shit...what are you-
LINE 1: Ah ah ah ah
LINE 2: I don't believe this...
...hey Bunji, you got some squirt?
LINE 1: /Ah..../you know I got some...
LINE 2: You want me to lick it baby...
LINE 1: UH...fuck... yeah kiss it!
LINE: 2: /Mmmmm.../it's on my lips like gloss...
LINE 1: /Ugh uh uh uh u/h-gonna have your face shining in about a second-
LINE 2: I want to taste your--uh, oh shit Bunji-
-no he hasn't called in yet-
-hey that's my phone!
LINE 1: Ah ah-uhyeah! Ahhhfuck- AAAHHHH!
Oh shit, I just got nut on the dash!
I think there's wet wipes in here somewhere...
--there they are-
LINE 1: Hey Lee, I'm off to pop this fuck. I'll call you from the bridge. Yo, tonight, as soon as I shake Aniki, I want to see you in those underwear.
... Hey Lee? Lee?
LINE 2: Kugashira?
LINE 1: ...Yo Aniki?
LINE 2: Finish the Hit and Get back here.
LINE 1: ...Hay, sure thing Big Guy.
LINE 2: Hang up the phone Kugashira.
LINE 1: Sorry aniki.
Gynocrat - 2005