Warning!: Sandcest and Crack pairing! Okay this is sandcest so if you're not into that than don't read. Gaara can sleep in this... By: Hayley
I rubbed my cheek as I ate my rice. " Why'd you have to smack me so hard Temari?! " She jabbed my arm with her chopsticks. " You should have knocked before you went in my room you perv!! " I snorted. " If I knew you were getting dressed I would have never went to get you! I'd rather be sucked up through my own ass-crack than see you in your birthday-suit!! " She sneered at me. " Oh my, aren't you pleasent? And such wonderful table manners too! Why don't you just go find a skirt to chase?! " I continued to eat without saying a word. It was times like this you just had to let Temari vent. " Or maybe you don't really go for girls?! I mean I've never heard you talk about having a girlfriend!! " She used her chopsticks again, this time with force. " WELL?!! " I shrugged. " So what? " Curiosity took the place of the anger on her face. " Are you saying- " She blinked. " you like guys? " I looked away. " I'm not saying anything. " She did that creepy ' Girl-talk time! ' grin. " Ohmigawd! Do you have a boyfriend?! ♥ " " ...Maybe. " Her eyes got huge. " Don't tell me who! " " What? " I thought she was going to beg me to tell her! She giggled. " It'll be fun to get to guess! " I sweat-dropped. " Are you serious? " " What's his favorite color? " " Um...I don't know. " " Hmm. So he must not talk much then...of course you're not the most observant so, I'm not surprised you don't know. " Boy does she know how to deflate an ego... " Does he have black hair? " " No. " " Hmm. So that knocked out that bug dude, that Neji kid, and Gaara's friend Lee. Oh, and we can't forget Uchiha. " Woah, who knew such a simple question could knock out so many? " And we should just mark off Uzumaki Because even a morron could tell his favorite color is orange. " I rolled my eyes and ignored the hint at my mental standing. " So that leaves...Shikamru, that doggy guy, and that fat one. " I smirked. " Hmm? Does it now? How interesting. " She smirked right back. " Well it looks like I'm going to get this in three. " I quirked an eyebrow. " Do you like fat guys? " " Not really. " " Than you're going out with dog boy! " " Oh? What makes you say that? " " W-well... " " You're wrong. " " B-b-b-but...I'M GOING OUT WITH SHIKAMARU!!! " She looked pissed like no tomorow. " Good for you. I'm not. " She went blank. " Then who!? I went through everyone!! " " Kankuro...? " We both turned to looked tword the kitchen's archway. " Hey Gaara. You sleep good? " I got up and walked over to him. He was wrapped up in my blue bath-robe, showing his milky white legs. " Why didn't you wake me up? " I brought my hand up, runing my thumb over his bottom lip. " You just looked so peaceful- " I smirked. " and affter that workout I put you through I thought you would wanna take a little rest. " " Don't make me kill you. " He was trying to hold it back but I could see the pink tint on his face. " I love you. " He growled and bit at my thumb. " Yeah, yeah. Me too. Now get me something to eat before I bleed you. " I leaned down and kissed his 愛 mark. " But you two are brothers! You could be outcast! " " I wouldn't mind- " Temari's shocked expression was priceless. " because it'd be worth it. " Gaara nodded in agreement and kissed me lighly. Soooooo worth it.