Really random! Try to follow along...It switches off..first one is my friend, second one is me and so on so forth.
However, I'm going to be more patient on this site.
Because it's what Ray would fucking do.
s4s? [also known as Sister 4 Sleep?]
We have 70 or so friends...maybe we can get to .1k tonight!
I know it doesn't sound like a big deal to some of you 6k people, but...whatever, it'll make me happy ^-^
-x-The Power of the Fro compels you!-x-
ha ha "the power of the fro compels you" thats classic! yea i know how it feels to have 'not so many' friends...I'll s4s with you!
Thanks, supporting ^-^
supporting over! or IS it? eyes room mysteriously
Or is it....
hides in a clost SAVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eerie noises and creatures appear
monsters come for me
You'll NEVER get me alive!
hides in closet with youquietly singsyou'll never get me alive..you'll never get me alive..you'll never get me alive cos I'm still here....
attacks the scary monsters with a croquet mallet
Creature: IF YOU DON'T STOP, NO MORE FRERARD!! holds out Gerard and Frank threateningly while you shake in a closet
Me: gasps NOOO throws croquet mallet out window
ME: runs & hides in a closet with you Well never again, and never again, I'm staying away from that room 'til it ends and we're all...scared shitless...now....
sees second monster holding up Ray by his fro
Me: LET THE SEXY FRO MAN GO!!attacks the second monster and kicks it in the groin
Monster: STOP IT OR I'LL CUT ALL THIS OFF!holds scissors to ray's hair
Me:stops kicking monster and turns to the first one Oh yea? BEAT THIS MOTHA FUCKA! does Gerard karate movegets held upside down
Creature:to you now, which one do you want? her, Frerard, or "Fro Man"?
glances at you
wraps arms around Bob protectively
Me: thinksWhy didn't Gerard write a song about monsters never hurting us?
Bob: throws his drumsticks at the first monster
Me: YAYYY, WE HAVE FRERARD & you BACK!
First monster: falls over and dies
Frank & Gee: kiss [XD]
Me: looks at Ray OH NOOOOOOOOZ! He'S GONNA CUT OFF THE FRO'S HAIR....
insert ominous music here
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!jumps in front of Ray just in time
Monster:cuts off my hair insteadmonster poofs into dust
Me:starts to cry
Me:bursts out balling MY HAIR!!!!!!
sad, depressing string music begins to play
Helena dances in...
And suddenly her hair is transferred to your head...
And she's gone;; poof!
Frank & Gee: kiss
Me: HEY HEY, HOLD ON...runs in-between them
You & Ray: slow dance
AND WE'RE ALL HAPPY
Mikey comes in...
Mikey: sobs YOU GUYS HAD A PARTY WITHOUT ME!! WAHHHHHHH!!! bawls like a baby
Gerard: Mikey, no!
Mikey: stabs fork in toaster
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN...........
& you and Ray don't notice because you're too busy slow dancing XD
Me:stares into Ray's eyes
Ray:stares at my hair
Me: Ray, shouldn't we help Mikey?
Ray:looks puzzled what? YOU RUINED THE MOOD!
Me: WHAT MOOD YOU WERE STARING AT MY HAIR!
Ray:looks hurtlooks angrystomps off
Me:run over to Mikey IS HE OK?!?!!??
Me: abandons the wailing Mikey and skids over to Ray Come back, come back...drags him over to you Now. Kiss and make up. grabs Bob around the waist and squeezes My Bob! Not yours...MY BOB. RAWR.
You: stares at Mikey Is he okay???
Gerard: rolls eyes Yeah, this is normal for him...
You: But...a pink toaster? Covered in...blanches UNICORNS?
Gerard: Damn, and that was the good one too.
Frank: comes up from behind and wraps his arms around Gerard's neck Piggy-back ride?
Me:goes back to you but but but why do we HAVE to kiss and make up?
You:smiles at Bob cos you LOVE each other!
Me: oh yeah...huh..is that right Ray?
Ray:stares at Frankie and Gee making outspaces out
Me:also stares at F&G guys? guys!? GUYS?!?!
everyone turns to them and while staring Bob plants a small, but lovely kiss on your cheekBob looks at you seductively
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH attacks Bob with huggles and smooches
Bob: returns the huggles and smooches enthusiastically
Me: sighs I always wondered what it would be like to kiss a guy with a lip ring. giggles and straightens up and stares at you Umm. Would you rather keep fighting? puppy eyes Cuz I don't like it when people fight. one tears leaks out of eyes Pwease make up? Pretty pwease? With a cherry - with an afro on top? snivvles
Ray: OI! DUDES! STOPPIT!
Frank: sly glance at Gerard We need a private room, don't we?
Gerard: Sure as hell. grins
Ray: Ew. TMI. As you were. glances at you
Me: MAKE UP ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sobs
Me: FINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! looks at Ray and kisses on the cheek
Ray:blushes madly and runs out of room
Me: what did i do?tears up again
Mikey: aww, its otay! i, the asthmatic kid, shall KISS IT BETTER!smooches deeply
Me: Awwww, they're all lurvesick over you. notices Mikey looking at Bob MY BOB! MY BOB! STAY AWAY FROM MY BOB! MYYYYY BOB! MINE!
You: cries again I WANT MY RAYYYYYYYY.
Me: sobs with you and hands you a tissue
Us: notice Ray looking in through a window
Me: grins Ray, you bastard, get in here! grins more broadly
Ray: traipses in, blushing furiously
Mikey: plays with Bunny the Kitty
Me:smiles i am so happy! i've got 2 boys kissing me! well actually, you can really only count Sir Michael..
Mikey: hey! that was only ONCE!
Me:sticks tongue out at him go play with your di-BUNNY!
You:cracks up laughing as Bob imitates Mikey masturbating
Ray: shyly grabs your hand and slow-dances with you
Everyone else: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Ray: flips us off Shut the hell up, guys, you're ruining the mood.
Everyone else: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [even louder]
Ray: Shut the FUCK up!
Gerard: gasps and covers Mikey's ears Shh shh shh Ray, don't say things like that to little boys!
Mikey: BUT FRANK'S YOUNGER THAN ME!
Frank: Shut up and play with your di - cat.
Me:ray, why don't we go outside..i need to talk to you
Ray: OK..walks outside with me
Me: listen...about us..
Ray: i know, you want to go farther, don't you?
Me:ALMOST coughs uh no...its just that...well...
Me:its just that i like Mikey too..
Ray:thinks:what does that little di-cat playing man have that I don't?!
Bob & Me: eavesdrop jaws drop open at the exact same moment
Bob: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!! rather loudly
Me: claps hand over mouth Shut uppppp, please!
Me: I know. nods solemnly What will we do? Poor Ray!
Ray:thinks: oh well...i have Christa!
Me: look I'm really really sorry..but i can't help it..you're older then me and smarter and more talented and you only deserve the best
Ray:smiles thats OK..i've still got Christa!
Me:smiles back and hugs him still friends?
Ray: ONLY friends from now on...now go on an' get 'im tiger! Mikey could be electrucuted by now!
Bob: steps out It wasn't plugged in, dumbass!
Me: grabs Bob NOOOO, BOBBBBBBB, YOU IDIOT! falls on him and crashes into you & Ray, who fall on top of each other
Me: FUCK BOB, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
Bob: on top of you, facing your head Well this is awkward. blushes furiously
Frank: OOH, OOH, I WANNA JOIN! DOGPIILLLLLLLLLLLLLE! jumps on top of me
Gerard: jumps on top too
Ray: moans I'm stuck at the bottom, eating linoleum guys. Can you PLEASE get up?
Gerard: grins and notices he's on top of Frankie Sorry Ray, I can't do that...I'm in a rather nice position.
Everyone except Frerard: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Bert walks in...
Bert: What the hell?
Frank: NOOOOOO, MY GERARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Me:walks inside to find Mikey playing with his "cat" hey there buddy, need any help?
Mikey:screams and jumps up putting the "cat" away NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: what? i just wanted to help you! tears up
Mikey:.....oh...well of COURSE you can!jumps on me
Bert:walks in uh, this is weird...hello Mikey
Mikey:squeak!runs and hides
Me:day dreams of Bert doin' the nasty
Bert:um, are you OK?
Me:moans mm hmm
Bert:gets and ideakisses me deeply
Mikey:GASP GET YOUR SCRAWNY PAWS OFF MY WOMAN!!!karate chops him out the window
Mikey:aw babe, did he hurt you?
Me:just my heart
Mikey:plans Berts death destruction can i kiss it better?
Me:smiles of course sexy
Mikey:makes out with mewe don't even notice when you guys come back in..WITHOUT Frank and Gee
Ray: Hey guys, where's Frank and Gerard?
Bob: kissing me Huh? Who're they?
Ray: smacks forehead Gerard. You know. Lead singer, black hair, hazel eyes. Frank. You know. Rhythm guitarist. Short. Earrings. Humps his guitar on stage.
Bob: eyes widen FUCK!
Ray: No, that's what Mikey and his GIRLFRIEND are doing...
You & Mikey: blush Uhh...that is so not true!
Ray: rolls eyes Whatever. punches a wall
Bob: adopts anime teacher aura & waggles finger at Ray Now now Ray, don't take it out on the wall...
Ray: glares and grabs you and Mikey up from the floor We have to find them before they get too close...
Bob: Ray, just because you can't get any...
Ray: flushes Shut the fuck up.
Me: Don't tell my Bobby to shut up. wraps arms around Bob's waist
Ray: Whatever. Let's find them, okay?
And to think this all started out with monsters. XD
Me:walking with Ray & Mikey ray ray can i kiss mikey one more time?
Ray:sighs yes...but ONLY IF YOU KISS ME TOO!
Me:look at Mikey is that otay with you Loves?
Mikeysighs and looks away go ahead
Me:lightly kisses RayRay takes hold of my hair and slams his lips into mineI try to screamMikey's listening to his Ipod and cant hearRay almost rapes meMikey finally looks and screams at RayRay and Mikey fightRay makes Mikey a bloody pulpI carry Mikey in a small glass jar
Me:to the glass jar dont worry sexy Mikey, we'll get you better!
Ray: FOUND 'EM!!!
G and Frankie are making mad crazy love
Ray&Mikey&Me: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! BLIND!!!!!!
Me: AOHHH, MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!!!!! covers Bob's eyes instead and watches in fascination Wow Gerard, I didn't know you were the woman in the relationship.
Gerard: sweating profusely Shut...up...grunts
Frank: realizes we are standing there and stands up
Ray: O_O Boner...O_O runs to puke
Bob: covers my eyes with his hands
Me: Thank you Bobby, thank you. The only thing in the world is your back and butt pressing against me. Thankyouthankyouthankyou. Yum. blanches as I hear Gerard moaning even though Frankie's standing up
Ray: comes back, wiping mouth Goddammit, pull up your fucking pants!
Ray: NOW, PERVERT! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. No one wants to see below your hips except Gerard. NOW, or you'll become what Mikey is. points furiously to jar; they're nose-to-nose, Ray bending down
Frank: zips up pants furiously You're lucky I didn't piss in your face.
Ray: You're lucky I didn't die from seeing YOU half-naked.
Me: Can I look now? is white and shaking
Bob: There there. Don't worry. It's all over. holds me into his chest
You: Now. How are we going to fix Mikey?
Ray: FIX him? Who says we wanted to FIX him?
Gerard: grudgingly pulls up pants So he can't have kids. But he's already small enough down there...
You: almost drops the jar YOU TAKE THAT BACK GERARD ARTHUR WAY, OR I'LL TELL LYN-Z YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER! THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL TELL HER! TAKE IT BACK ASSHOLE, TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK!!! grabs Gerard's arm and twists while beating him with other hand TAKE IT BACK!!!
Ray: sits back in fascination I love it when Gerard's the one being beat up.
Me:still beating Gerard up YOU FIX MIKEY OR I'LL TAKE BACK WHAT YOU'RE MOTHER GAVE YOU FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING SUN TO SHINE! I LOVE MIKEY AND I HATE LYN-Z AND I'M SURE SHE KNOWS IT AND SHE'LL BELIEVE ANY THING I SAY COS I HATE YOU TOO YOU STUPID COCK SUCKING BERT HATING FRANK FUCKING BASTARD!!!
Mikey:magically appears wholegrabs hold of me while I'm in the middle of castrating Gerard violently STOP HURTING MY STUPID HERO!!!
All:stare at Mikey like he just said the worst thing in the world
Mikey: what are U staring at?!
Me: MIKEY!!!pounce on him and attack him with showers of kisses...(among other things ;)
Mikey:in between kisses yes-i-love-you-too-amy!-ah-you're-hurting-my-manhood!!!!
Me:gasp I'M SO SORRY!!!!kisses manhood better
Me: yawns I'm tired, Bobby. Can I sleep on you?
Bob: smiles Sure. lays down on the ground and I lay my head on his chest
Me: You're comfortable. Happy birthday.
Bob: Mm. You're lovely. Thank you. kisses the top of my forehead
You & Mikey: go to a private room
Ray & Frank: fight over Doritoes
Gerard: applies guyliner
Me:walks out of room and over to Gerard Hey gee, can i ask you a personal question?
G: yea go ahead
Me:whispers you wouldn't happen to have protection, would you?
G:cracks up laughing and ruins his guyliner no, but i think Frankie does!
Me:thanks!walks over to Frank Frankie do you have a little SOMETHING i could use?
Frankiegrabs protection out of his pocket here ya gocontinues to win doritos
Me:runs back in roomruns back out by the way you look like a freaking pansy Geetard!runs back in room and locks door b4 Gerard kills me
END OF EPISODE 1!!!!