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A fun, humorous poem I wrote nearly two years ago about all the rules I've broken while my mum hasn't been around... he he.
I’m sorry mum, but I must confess
I’ve begun to obey you less and less
I’ll give some examples to this stupid charade
And I’m sure by the end you’ll have a punishment made
You said “Go straight to bed at one
So goodnight and I love you Hun!”
But I stayed up an hour too late
On just about every night to date
You said, “Make sure the cats stay out!”
And I said, “Okay” with a pout
But I let them in against your wishes
And sadly, they broke all the dishes
“Your sister is quiet, keep it that way!”
And with an evil smile I said, “Okay”
You and dad went out to the shop
Now no one could make me stop!
I went up and annoyed her for hours on end
And I’m telling you-It drove her round the bend
That’s just a few of the rules I broke
But after this, I bet I’ll get choked
I left the TV on all night
And with my sister I’d always fight
You told me to finish my homework by 7
I ended up starting it at 11
When friends came to sleep over, you said, “Go to bed”
But we stayed up all night and made noise instead
You say, “You’re grounded! No Sims 2!”
Well, I think we know what happened, don’t you?
I lost one of your favourite books
I punched my sister in the face and look!
I chased her round with one of those once
I guess you think that I’m a real dunce!
I think I’ll shut up; your face is going red
So I’ll just bugger off. Isn’t that what you said?