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Hermione and the Loon
9 ReviewsI was feeling a bit silly, this might be fun...
A/N: I don’t own Harry Potter and wouldn’t particularly care to. I would like a rental agreement with option to buy for Hermione Granger. A short term contract with Nyphadora Tonks wouldn’t be turned down. A Long-term agreement with Luna Lovegood would probably be a whole lot of fun. Any time Padma Patil wants to open negotiations, call me and oh for a weekend with Fleur. Oddly Lavender and Padma’s sister (despite being her twin) Parvarti do nothing for me…
Hermione and The Loon
They're Hermione and the Loon
Yes, Hermione and the Loon
One is a genius, the other bends spoons
They're both researching fools
Finding Dark Lord killing tools
They're kinky
They're Hermione and the Loon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon,
‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon
Before each night is done
Their plan will be quite scary
By the dawning of the sun
They'll have had their way with Harry
They're Hermione and the Loon
Yes, Hermione and the Loon
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their witchy worth
They'll de-Dark Lord the Earth
They're kinky.
They're Hermione and the Loon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon,
‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, NARGLES!
In a dark corner of the Library two witches were bent over ancient tomes
“Are you pondering what I’m pondering Luna?” asked the Bushy haired brunette
“I sure am Hermione,” answered the slight blonde “but it seems to me that if the Gryffindor boys call Harry ‘Tripod’ for the reason we hope they do, wouldn’t he pass out if he got an erection?”
“Well, yes Luna, but that can wait. I was referring to our plans for tonight.”
“Oh poo.” Said Luna, obviously not agreeing that discussions of Harry’s erection could wait. “Then what do you want to do tonight Hermione?”
“The same thing we do every night Luna,” Hermione said, her voice rising in a dramatic baritone. “Try to take over the school!”
Hermione and The Loon
They're Hermione and the Loon
Yes, Hermione and the Loon
One is a genius, the other bends spoons
They're both researching fools
Finding Dark Lord killing tools
They're kinky
They're Hermione and the Loon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon,
‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon
Before each night is done
Their plan will be quite scary
By the dawning of the sun
They'll have had their way with Harry
They're Hermione and the Loon
Yes, Hermione and the Loon
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their witchy worth
They'll de-Dark Lord the Earth
They're kinky.
They're Hermione and the Loon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon,
‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, ‘oon, NARGLES!
In a dark corner of the Library two witches were bent over ancient tomes
“Are you pondering what I’m pondering Luna?” asked the Bushy haired brunette
“I sure am Hermione,” answered the slight blonde “but it seems to me that if the Gryffindor boys call Harry ‘Tripod’ for the reason we hope they do, wouldn’t he pass out if he got an erection?”
“Well, yes Luna, but that can wait. I was referring to our plans for tonight.”
“Oh poo.” Said Luna, obviously not agreeing that discussions of Harry’s erection could wait. “Then what do you want to do tonight Hermione?”
“The same thing we do every night Luna,” Hermione said, her voice rising in a dramatic baritone. “Try to take over the school!”
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