This one is silly even by my low standards.
(#) cloneserpents 2008-06-04 09:07:37 AMI’m going to assume the train exploded because they were playing Bio-Dome, right? I mean Pauly Shore movies have been known to cause spontaneous combustion. I, for one, attempted to light myself on fire much like a Buddhist Monk (too soon?) halfway through “Encino Man.”
I wonder if you’ll have to post photo evidence to our younger readers to show them what a “Flock of Seagulls” haircut looks like?
“...and he gave me a colonic irrigation”
I always knew Snape was that type of guy.
Okay, I have to admit something, I have a peculiar attraction to women with slight overbites. They look so cute and their lips look so kissable. Yes, I just gave you wa-a-a-ay too much information about myself, but I felt compelled.
I was curious; their two children were named Albus Severus and Pussbucket. Why did you give them such similar sounding names? Wouldn’t that be confusing?
That was fun, thanks for sharing it,
Shawn (a.k.a. cloneserpents)
Author's response- Think about, if you were a blood purist and wanted the youth of Wizarding Britain to hate Muggles, wouldn't showing them "Bio-Dome" the your method of choice? Buuudie?
- I'm hoping not... I must admit I giggled for several second picturing Ricman with a FOS hairdo...
(#) red_jacobson 2008-06-04 09:46:47 AMwell, if i had been familiar with the source material i may have had a different reaction.
And, while I agree that not every story can be a winner, you have a much greater win/loss percentage than most authors I can name, myself most definitely included!
Author's response# 10 'Big Bowl of Sauerkraut' is from Weird Al's Albequerque and #11, Slytherin Girlfriend is from the Foremen's Conservative Girlfriend...