Categories > Celebrities > My Chemical Romance > The Devil in the devil in me?


by nerds_assemble 4 reviews

An intermission of a sort...just one of the conversations Frank has with Satan.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters: Frank Iero - Published: 2012-11-27 - Updated: 2012-11-27 - 381 words


“I’m still pissed at you.”

“Aw…why, puppy? Because I made you look mental?”

“No shit!”

“Don’t be mad at me. I am Satan, you know.”

“Yeah, that’s a helluva an excuse.”

“Quick on your feet, eh?”


“Well, my baby…I guess that’s the way things go.”

“But, why? I’ve been good all my life, I just don’t get it.”

“Don’t start whining now. It’s turning me off.”

“…you’re turned on right now?!”


“Ugh. I don’t know why I bother.”

“It’s no fun if you don’t play with me!”

“This isn’t a game; it’s my life!”

“And life is nothing but a game, kiddo. Look, wanna play? I’ve got the newest edition.”


“See? LIFE. Straight from your time!”

“That’s from the 60’s.”

“…You’re not a hippie?”


“Damn. What the fuck is a hippie, then? And where did I order you from?”

“Catholics say you created them...I'm from New Jersey..."

“Fuck no! Peace, love and understanding? You humans are absolute buffoons. Hah...Jersey. Best investment. So much passion...I miss those days...When God and I were on worse terms. Now we're all diplomatic...fuckin' sucks.


“You’re not the talkative lass, are you?”

“I’m a boy!”

“Interesting. I would’ve thought with your sultry eyebrows and your height…I just assumed…”

“Aw. Man.”

“You know, you’ve kinda got sass in your step too.”

“Fuck you.”

“I was totally planning on it, too…it might shake things up now that I know you’re a boy…”


“But, oh well. I guess you’ll have to do. You’re still my little demon.”

“Get your hands out of my face!”

“But, how can I? You’re so Italian. Gawd, I just wanna pinch your cheeks and say oh, il mio piccolo animale domestico. che si sta per essere così incasinato…

“…I’m not going to ask.”

“It wasn’t as bad as you----”

“It always is…”


I just wanted to give you guys a bit of something 'cause I can't think of anything else's just one of those time freezing moments that Satan makes happen. He's bored or something...I dunno...lucipher can get pretty lonely, too.
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