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Just Another Rambler.

by nerds_assemble 5 reviews

I...I just have this to show for a day...

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Frank Iero - Published: 2012-11-30 - Updated: 2012-12-01 - 276 words

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“You shouldn’t tell anyone about us.”

“Dude! The hell! How’d you…I was just…what the fuck?”

“Some people might try and spilt us up.”

We’re not together.”

“I know, babe, but tell my tophoria that.”

“…”

“You don’t know what a tophoria is?”

“…”

“Oh my! Kid, you don’t know shit.”

“I know which Bouncing Souls----”

“Spare your voice, m’love. I don’t really give a damn.”

“Why the hell are you picking on me?”

“I don’t really know. It all just…happened. And I was like…man, you’re so boring. You’re like, this close to a happy ending. Which is so Adam and Eve.”

“But, Adam and Eve didn’t end happy.”

“Well, no shit. It wouldn’t be a good story unless there was an enemy. And I’m your man, sugar. I make your tiny lives meaningful.”

“You destroy our lives with your stupid puppet master mind!”

“God complex, you mean.”

“Stop doing that.”

“Doing what?”

“That thing you’re doing…can eyes even go that far back?”

“I don’t know…wanna try?”

“I’d rather die!”

“Okay, we can just do your thing---”

“No! No…Jesus, man! Put that fucking razor down!”

“Oh, stop it, babydoll.”

“No! Fuck…off!”

“If you don’t struggle it won’t hurt…as much…”

“Screw that! Get away from me!”

“You sure know how to spoil a guy’s fun.”

“Fun!?”

“Yes. Are you deaf? I said fun. F-U-N. Fun.”

“…”

“Well, so long, my munchkin.”

“…”

“And I’ll see you in hell.”

“…Bye, Luci.”

“Awh. How charming! A nickname! By, asswipe!”

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I AM SILLY STUCK, MY FRIENDS.
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