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Call of Duty Infinite Cancer. With Jackie Chan

by Cancerbloke 0 reviews

When a flying erection attacks. Shit gets real

Category: Call of Duty - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor,Sci-fi - Warnings: [!] [!!] [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2016-06-26 - 182 words

Jackie Chan just emerged from his time machine, the year was something like 2150. He saw that it had already started, as the prophecy in Call of Duty™ Infinite Warfare had said. A gigantic engorged member was floating across the sky, shooting more cum than Nicole aniston could handle. The city was sticky white, and spider man was in heaven. However everyone else hated this. Activision who were now the world's most powerful Ice cream makers, after suffering a crash since the launch of Infinite Warfare. Turns out activision was trying to warn the future. Jackie Chan walked out and hijacked a spaceship using his kung-fu cock.Clambering into the cock-pit Jackie plugged in with his penis to activate the ship. That's right the penis was the key. The ship recognized the legend of Jackie Chan and granted him access. He flew up to the Invading member as if earth was a massive vagina it decided to rape. Jackie Chan fired his laser guns into the core of the cock, but they were suddenly jammed by the Giant penises seed. To be continued
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