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Popeye Parody Theme Song

by: Trenton Sands


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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I came up with a battle plan,

I was driving a tank,

Until it crashed into a bank.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!

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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I just joined a suicide clan.

I drank cyanide,

Then passed out and died.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!


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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Was being chased by a gang I outran.

I tripped over some ganders.

That were taken away by Bernie Sanders!

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!



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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

Avoiding an Oscars Ban

Read the envelope with fright

Found out that it's not Moonlight,

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!


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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Coming back from the toilet can.

Threw up a bunch of tacks

After watching Orange is The New Black!

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!


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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I can fly like Peter Pan!

Flew into a Window Pane

That Belonged to Tim Kaine

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!


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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

I joined a motorcycle gan!

Passed by a hotel called Raddison!

Then splattered Kim Kardashian!

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!


THE END