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- Username: nerds_assemble
- Member Since: 2010-09-06
- Real name: Mikey (as in Michaelangelo. [as in the ninja turtle {as in Ohmygee the Donatello to my Michelangelo}])
- MSN: comecrashingdown@live.com
- AIM: ...yo momma.
- ICQ: I've creepy quips.
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- JABBER: 30 ROCK. BAHBAH.
- Bio:My name is Rah Rah and I'm addicted to music, movies, comics. Oh, yeah, and cocaine. Naw. Naw. Just put that one in for the kiddies. It's a harsh candy world out there. Ohmygee and I are Blood Brothers. Hahahahaahahahahahaahahah. That was a sort of inside joke. WAY. I went there. *They drain mothballs into your eyes and South Dakota flies into your head. Sincere, so dear to my dreary alibis. Such a shame we aren't all saying goodbye.*
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Drabble: Help
3 ReviewsFrodo needs help, as his burden seems too heavy to bear. But he won't let his faithful friend Sam help him? But why not?
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Role Model
4 ReviewsKid Flash thinks the Titans need to be bit more diverse.
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I Wouldn't Read That If I Were You
26 ReviewsOnce curiousty gets the best of Gerard, there's no turning back from the things that infected his mind. Gerard will never look at Frankie the same way again. (One-shot)
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New Year Excitement
1 ReviewsTre and Billie get excited over New Years! My second story! (Non-slash). Enjoy.
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One Mans Trash Can Paint A Thousand Words
0 ReviewsI heard a saying once, from a good friend of mine, it went along the lines of: "a picture can pain a thousand words", or some crap like that. I let myself wonder what he would look like if he were ...
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The 'Ring'
22 Reviews"Don't play dumb with me, Urie. A ring on your ring finger means you're married, hitched, not available, stuck with one woman for the next sixty years!"
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Frank In The Cupboard
25 ReviewsWhat more can I say? One-shot
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Doubting Michael [9]
4 Reviews"I just don't see why we have to do these interviews."
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His Birthday Wish
11 Reviews"happy birthday brendon urie. love, your bandmates"...it hardly seems enough for someone you're close to...unless the reasoning behind the message was something hardly anyone could understand.
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Sorry's Just A Word
4 ReviewsRyan/Brendon
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The Importance of Friends on Rainy Days
11 ReviewsJon Walker always loved life a little bit more when it rained.
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New Perspective
3 ReviewsMikey gets contacts. Frank drinks Red Bull. Chaos ensues.
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Eavesdropping Is Bad
3 Reviews[Implied Frerard] [Implied Sex] Ray and Bob adventure onto the tour bus during a lull in the concerts. But, what does a not-so-healthy dose of eavesdropping give them as they jump to conclusions? W...
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Welcome To The Internet Help Desk
1 ReviewsIt's Mikey's first day at his new job, and he gets a little more than he bargained for. 99% of the dialogue here is from the song of the same name by that wonderful Canadian band, Three Dead Tro...
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Gandalf's No Good, Rotten, Really Bad Day
5 ReviewsA few things go wrong at the Prancing Pony, and Gandalf has to explain to Manwe how it all happened. AU bookverse. 2006 MEFAward WINNER--FIRST PLACE--BEST PARODY
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Lily
10 ReviewsFrank meets the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and instantly falls in love. But everything is not what it seems...
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Dish Soap?!
4 ReviewsOkay, first story, second time (hopefully it will work). It's a crazy dream I had.
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Confessions of an MCR Bandmate
21 ReviewsThe boys from MCR confess their pranks and mishaps in letters. Implied Frerard. Humorous.
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My chemical Romance in ponyville
9 ReviewsErm...basically. My chemical romance as My little pony's. Just a short one shot me and my friend came up with.
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What About Bob?
11 Reviews“It wasn’t exactly a love triangle. It was closer to a love...gazillionogon.” Crazy Bert Alert!
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I Want To Know Which One Of Us Is Really The Stranger Here?
3 ReviewsHe's memorized every movement of that boy.
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Rock Bottom
7 ReviewsGerard was talked out of suicide. One possible take on how that might have gone.
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Box full of secrets.
0 ReviewsGerard's not being true to himself. Oneshot! review!
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Ending Time
13 ReviewsMCR's tour bus breaks down. Frerard.
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First Time
7 Reviewscanustakemyheart SOC challenge. Gerard buys a prostitue...?
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Nocturne
5 ReviewsRyan is unable to keep his eyes off of Prince Urie. The Prince would only even glance at Ryan in his dreams.
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The Reason Why Bob Bryar Quit
15 ReviewsTOTAL AND COMPLETE FICTION. I MADE THIS HUMOROUS SO PEOPLE WOULD FEEL A BIT BETTER ABOUT OUR BELOVED BOB BRYAR'S DEPARTURE. I do not own any of the people in this story!
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At the Library
1 ReviewsA story about a prank. Rated "PG-13" for language and content. If you have no problem with the concept of homosexuality, there should be no problem.
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Bandit's First Word
9 Reviewsfunny little oneshot, not as innocent as you think (:
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Let Me Go
16 ReviewsIt's not always easy to let go. [EDITED]
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A little poem
1 ReviewsA little poem to all you little fans (or haters)
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BaNaNaNa (Bananananananananana)
58 ReviewsWell. I was eating an apple and had this idea for a song. XD It's a parody for NA NA NA... About fruit .__. XD This is a creation of boredness... xP
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Jet-Star and The Kobra Kid
5 ReviewsWhile on patrol, Killjoys Jet-Star and The Kobra Kid "have a clap with an Exterminator".
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Trip To Hell (a.k.a The Doctors Clinic)
8 ReviewsHorrific daydreams, violent reactions, terrified screams and fainting episodes...all completely normal when you mix Gerard Way and the flu vaccination.
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Flagpole ::highschool frerard::
22 ReviewsThey’ve tied him to the flagpole, arms bound behind his back. He’s soaked through, his hair plastered to his face, his nose bleeding. But as Gerard approaches, he looks up and attempts to smile.
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Cosmic Love
5 ReviewsAn afternoon in the park.
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Rain
18 ReviewsI'm just Mikey.....
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The fuck.
1 ReviewsThe fuck.
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The Beautiful Thing And The People
6 ReviewsAnd it was beautiful.
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Modern Day
5 ReviewsArt is dead, kid.
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Hey! That's My Popsicle!
4 ReviewsGetting a popsicle is more complicated than it sounds. Bizarre one-shot.
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No One Heard Him
16 ReviewsI lost my boy yesterday. [[CONTAINS MENTIONS OF SUICIDE]]. ... Frerard?
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Song to Say Goodbye
2 ReviewsNot a story, just me being angsty.
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Little Balloon. (S.U.I.C.I.D.E.)
3 ReviewsThe story of Little Balloon.
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Drama Queen
3 ReviewsHe's not overreacting; he's being a teenager. RYDON one-shot. Read, review, rate and feel my love! :P
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Apology
3 ReviewsThis is a goodbye to somebody and an apology.
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Jupiter moon
6 ReviewsWhen civilization has moved from Earth into space, are things really all that different?
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The Unicorn
10 ReviewsI was feeling kind of down last night, so I wrote this to distract myself. Eh. You guys can have it.
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Dying of Young Age
4 ReviewsThis is what happens when you break an artist's heart.
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You: are dying
2 Reviews'Course when I post it's something that won't make sense. Not to you anyways.
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Too Weak
1 ReviewsGerard writes a letter to his band mates, for the final time. Oneshot!
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This Costume Party Is Over
5 ReviewsCreepy little Frerard I wrote years ago. Phycho!Frank.
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Smile You're On Camera
1 ReviewsPoetry cause I'm bored.
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Distance
2 ReviewsJust something I made because distance really sucks. Feedback is appreciated, as always :)
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Do You Feel?
5 ReviewsFuck.
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The Blood Pen (the trigger on the gun)
9 ReviewsIf you wanted to know, yes, the title is a Harry Potter reference
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untitled.
4 Reviewsa girl, her subconscious, a mirror, a pill.
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My Chemical Romance
6 ReviewsMusic is the most powerful weapon in the world.
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I Saw You The Other Day
2 ReviewsYou might as well have been dead, the way your eyes no longer lit up anymore.
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The Lights I've Made
18 ReviewsFRERARD! Gerard revisits his old high school before it gets knocked down, only to discover he hasn't left quite as much behind as he'd planned...
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Forget The Past, Don't Stress About The Future, Live In The Moment
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Words That Write Themselves
3 Reviewssometimes I feel like just putting all my titles as 'untitled'.
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blind faith in a never ending story
1 Reviewsangels watch over you.
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There is a thing called divorce.
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Heights
5 Reviewsadvisory, caution: graphic images next.
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For Smokey.
5 ReviewsMy cat.
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It All Started With The Bang
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Reflection Of Me
5 ReviewsIn order to date Gerard Way, Frank disguises himself as a boy named Billy Eye. Things work perfectly for a year until one night Frank catches Gerard kissing someone…kissing Billy.
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Fame is now injectable
1 ReviewsIts 2019. Fame is now injectable, 5 teenage boys are chosen to become famous. Two-Shot
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Mikey and Me
0 ReviewsIt seemed like the right thing to do, so I kissed my best friend.
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Gameplan
2 Reviews"Baseball," Kid said, horrified against his will, "is not homoerotic." [Slash, angst, baseball.]
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And If You Take Me Down
The whistling of a plane engine. The smell of heavy smoke. A plane crash in the Way brothers' backyard.
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The Haury Jovich Show-The Royal Rumble
10 ReviewsGerard is out of rehab. It's time to see what he got up to!.....The final part is up!
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And Then He Found Me
1 ReviewsTwo girls make a deal with their dad, to find love in a week. Ferard.
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The Tears Won't Fall if the Heart Stops Beating
2 Reviews'He looked over to see the new kid, Brendon, still smiling and holding his dropped iPod out to him.'
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A Man Who Sleeps in Graveyards
4 ReviewsBestselling horror novelist Gerard Way learns he has lung cancer. To cope, he escapes into his writing, and discovers how easy it is to close the gap between fiction and reality.
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Thursday
5 ReviewsFrank picked a very bad night to go outside.
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Bodysnatcher
14 Reviews“Jesus Christ” Frank swears. Gerard gives him a look, disappointed and sad, from the corner of his eye,“You shouldn’t take the Lord’s name in vain, Frank” he says. Important note inside.
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Jesus' Brother Bob
1 ReviewsRecently edited due to several completely false accusations of plagiarism. Bob is tired of not getting the credit he deserves. Will a well-concocted plot solve this problem?
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Buy Gerard Way [6]
3 ReviewsDamn ebay.
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Shattered Hearts
3 ReviewsBut the thing that struck Brendon the most was its piercing gold eyes. Its eyes were so sad, and life-like; Brendon felt like the doll was staring back at him...
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Welcome To The Fanclub
1 ReviewsBecause of a dare Gerard is forced to spend two weeks masquerading as, not only a girl but also a member of the Gerard Way Official Fanclub.
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Nursery, nursery.
0 ReviewsI fuck up nursery rhymes. Basically.
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Three Days
4 ReviewsWhen Frank leaves home during a fight and is killed in an accident, Gerard is given the last three days to live over again, a chance to prove to Frank that he loves him. He has to make the most of...
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The Man Who Sought Revenge and the Man Who Led The Parade
4 ReviewsThe Leader of the Black Parade, a vengeful vampire from Cemetery Drive, and...the Killjoys?
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The Halo Files
Frank, a young detective, teams up with Gerard, a convict on Death Row, to solve a series of supernatural murders.
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Twenty-Seven Portraits
1 Reviews"A train just went by, I walked up so close to it I thought it would swallow me, suck me under it's wheels, leave me in a pile for you to find."
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I’m Not O-Gay (I Promise)
3 ReviewsSaid Mikey, rolling his eyes as he walked away from the hunter, the daring, the lean, the devilishly-handsome hunter who slunk back into his stance as the not so devilishly-handsome prey turned its...
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How To Predict The Future
0 ReviewsIt's not everyday you see things before they happen. FRERARD/ better then it sounds :)
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Unchained Melody
3 ReviewsMy Grandmother was the one who told me, that I had the eyes. I could see and talk to the dead. But she left out a few, prominent details...
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This is the Best Day Ever
1 ReviewsFrank Iero just moved to Belleville. He's hoping to make some new friends, but what he doesn't know it that one will be a bit more than just that. (FRERARD!)
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Word vomit.
1 ReviewsIn the humor category because yes.
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Send In The Clowns
2 ReviewsGerard is working as a clown at Bobo's Birthday Bash, and living in an Extended Stay America with Mikey, his thumb sucking 20 year old brother...how could things possibly sink any lower? They alway...
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Journal For the Slightly Insane
1 ReviewsI'd tell a story for a story; but someone's sewn my lips shut! SOMEONE'S SHUT ME UP!
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Gerard Way's Diary
5 ReviewsGerard Way is at college and he's keeping a diary. Inspired by Bridget Jones' Diary - the book. FERARD
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Boys Are Like Chocolate
1 ReviewsFrank goes through life with one theory - Boys are like chocolate.
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Nuts and bolts
10 Reviews(Steampunk frerard) When Gerard is saved after an attack it leaves him not quite as human as he once was. But as ringmaster of a special kind of circus a young mechanic keeps him ticking and steals...
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Immortality Meant Never Dying
3 ReviewsFrank's brother finds a box that could change the life Frank thought he'd planned out perfectly.
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While Love's On The Line
3 ReviewsFrank Iero is so hopelessly in love with his girlfriend that can't seem to realize that she doesn't really care for him. His new friend Gerard Way might be able to fix that, though [[Frerard]]
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Read between the lines
2 ReviewsNobody gives a shit about a foster fuck, Franklin A.T Iero,
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The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot
2 ReviewsGuitarHero = Frank KissMyBass = Mikey LittleDrummerBoy = Bob SingForAbsolution = Gerard Ray will come later but sorta as an extra.
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Faring Well
Gerard Way cares for his little brother, Mikey, and it's certainly not easy. Just as he's reaching breaking point, he meets Frank Iero.
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MegaMistake
0 ReviewsWhatever happens, don't panic. Keep calm, and fight on.
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Speak of the Devil (Frerard)
Frank has always been told what's right and wrong, and he's miserable. What happens when someone wants to make him happy in the worst way?
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"You'll never fit in much, kid."
7 ReviewsFRERARD. Gerard is a social outcast and hates it. Frank is in with the popular guys and hates it. When they get paired for a school project, things start to change..in lots of ways IMPORTANT A/N!
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The Book of Hondo
1 Reviews10th Anniversary Edition! Now with 13% more typos! Bored in study hall, they started their own religion, and this one was commissioned to write its sacred text, in exchange for becoming their First...
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