Grimaud
- Username: Grimaud
- Website: Dark Lord Potter
- Member Since: 2010-12-29
- Real name: Harry Potter
- Bio:The Relationship Between Author and Reviewer
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Allow me to put this in simple terms for you -- I don't give a flying monkey fuck whether or not you like my stories, my ideas, or my personality. If you like em', good for you. I would give you a clap on the back, but I'm afraid I've run out of e-claps. If you don't like em', well that's fine with me. You and your overly stretched anus can take a walk.
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Updating Times (note that this does not count for holidays):
Mondays - Almost Never
Tuesdays - Never
Wednesdays - Never
Thursdays - Sometimes
Fridays - More than Thursdays, less than Saturdays
Saturdays - A lot
Sundays More than Saturdays
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The Art of Manipulation
6 ReviewsAs a young child, Harry Potter comes into the possession of a book that will teach him a quality more valuable than all of the gold in Gringotts bank - MANIPULATION.
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Time Travel: Lost in Unreality
An aged Harry Potter takes a leap off the bridge of time. What he finds when he comes back to a past reality is entirely different from what he remembers.
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