DisenchantedEnding

  • Username: DisenchantedEnding
  • Website: tweet tweet
  • Member Since: 2011-06-14
  • Real name: Jensen, Amber Jensen;)
  • MSN: youcannotdestroyme@hotmail.co.uk
  • AIM: to spit cyanide into the eye of the world.
  • ICQ: ICQ too.
  • YAHOO: ...me what?
  • JABBER: I believe you spelled Jabba the Hut's name wrong.
  • Bio:
    I'm Amber and I like long words. You're perfect and worth everything. I'm from Devon. This means I bite on grass and wear overalls, obviously. Yes, that was not a stereotype. No, I was not insulting Devon. There's actually a lot of chavs down here, but hey, I don't judge. Apart from if you promote war, then I'll be running you over with my Combine Harvester. Oh yeah, and take my survey; it'll let me write things you want! (http://www.zoomerang.com/Survey/WEB22EU6HN684V) Or just go eat oreos, because that sounds so much more fun. AS LONG AS YOU EAT THEM CORRECTLY IT'S OKAY. I'm going to go sleep/eat/write/milk the cow now, because that's all I do. Peace to you and your families! (I'm also a complete and utter hippie, apparently.) Make love, not war!

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