Konoha goes to a mercenary for help with the Akatsuki. Is his price too steep? Why does he feel familiar?
The soul in Harry's head ends out giving him ideas of a decidedly perverse nature after the events in the Chamber of Secrets
On his 11th birthday Harry learns that not only is he a wizard, someone has made a video game of his life.
Harry suffers a mental breakdown while being convicted to Azkaban. He serves his time and rebuilds his life away from the magical world. His only regret...losing his friends.
Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences.