- Member Since: 2006-06-04
- Real name: BoB
One major thing about me is that I love quotes. I try to manage to work them into everyday conversation without the other person noticing. It happens. So here's a few of my favorite...
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to decieve!" -Sir Walter Scott
"[When answering the question, 'Who is this?' over the phone] why do people always say, 'It's me!'? What's the alternative- demonic possesion?" -Ollie Chandler, Deception by Randy Alcorn
"It is fortunate for this community that I am not a Criminal" - Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Bruce-Partington Plans
"If he had had a beard he would have stroked it" -Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
"It's in your Genes boy!" "Actually, I'm adopted" -Smallville
"You keep on using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means"- Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride
"It wasn't the first time I'd been called an idiot, but when the guy calling you that has a big gun with a silencer and a recent track record of at least four murders, you don't sass him. And you certainly don't make cracks about his mother. 'Like mother, like son,' I said." -Ollie Chandler, Deception by Randy Alcorn
"Why should the people listen to you?" "Because unlike other Robin Hoods I can speak in an English accent." -Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"Mouse Trap! We should have played Mouse Trap! Ya roll the dice, ya move the mice, nobody gets hurt!"-Bob the tomato, The Toy that Saved Christmas(veggie tales of course)
"Great minds think alike... and fools seldom differ"-unknown
They like nothing. Harsh.