- Username: fruit_addict
- Member Since: 2006-06-04
- Real name: BoB
- Bio:Fave quotes: One major thing about me is that I love quotes. I try to manage to work them into everyday conversation without the other person noticing. It happens. So here's a few of my favorite... "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to decieve!" -Sir Walter Scott "[When answering the question, 'Who is this?' over the phone] why do people always say, 'It's me!'? What's the alternative- demonic possesion?" -Ollie Chandler, Deception by Randy Alcorn "It is fortunate for this community that I am not a Criminal" - Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Bruce-Partington Plans "If he had had a beard he would have stroked it" -Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer "It's in your Genes boy!" "Actually, I'm adopted" -Smallville "You keep on using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means"- Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride "It wasn't the first time I'd been called an idiot, but when the guy calling you that has a big gun with a silencer and a recent track record of at least four murders, you don't sass him. And you certainly don't make cracks about his mother. 'Like mother, like son,' I said." -Ollie Chandler, Deception by Randy Alcorn "Why should the people listen to you?" "Because unlike other Robin Hoods I can speak in an English accent." -Robin Hood: Men in Tights "Mouse Trap! We should have played Mouse Trap! Ya roll the dice, ya move the mice, nobody gets hurt!"-Bob the tomato, The Toy that Saved Christmas(veggie tales of course) "Great minds think alike... and fools seldom differ"-unknown
*Frerard smutt* One shot. Gerard's such a kinky little thing... Frank loves it.
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In which we rewrite everything. Gerard is the little voice in Ashley Purdy's head. What happens when...
Hollywood and Disney DVD movies released in US are labeled as Region 1, while for those who want to ...
We all know how the story around the Ocarina of Time goes. But what would happen if it went a bit di...
This will be my first ever fanfiction even though I've been reading them for a couple years now. Thi...
Sequel to ‘Blood and Affection’. After a year has passed since Gerard turned Helena Sheridan int...