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Been a while since I was old enough to drink all around the world; I live in a country which in the winter is called the Second North Pole, otherwise known as Poland (yes, that is to say, I'm not a native speaker of English ;)), and I have way too many obsessions. In no particular order. Really.
t r i v i a
Never believe me when I say I'm writing a one-shot. It never ends there. My one-shots end up being 40,000 words long or longer. Most of the time.
c u r r e n t . f a n d o m
Yami no Matsuei
I worship Tatari with frightening regularity. Must be the best pairing I've ran across to date.
w a r n i n g
I don't take lightly to plagiarism. If you're about to steal from me, first consider this: I spend a lot of time writing my pieces. If I make them public, it means that I love them. And I hate it when someone doesn't care to respect that and plagiarize my work. So don't. I only look innocent.
Also, don't waste your time writing pointless flames, especially anonymous ones. I've succeeded in developing the Ultimate Potion of Doom, which can be vicious and its uses are many. Among the targets are: Mary Sues (especially in the YnM fandom), fanfic "authors" undeserving of the name who can't spell and/or format their stories, OOC-ness, general stupidity, and Pointless Flames (TM). The aforementioned Potion allowed me to perfect the art of making pointless flames backfire on the poster... :P
Other than that, I'm a very nice person. Really. You gotta love me :P