- Username: darth_stitch
- Member Since: 2007-02-26
- Bio:Blanket Fort Commander Darth Stitch Evil Blue Alien Genetic Experiment No. 627. A.K.A. Jedi Skysong Small, fuzzy and blue, 'Stitch not only runs the Blanket Fort as its Commander but also serves up coffee and dessert at Cafe/Club Denial, which is run by the Original Dark Lord of Middle Earth and Sauron's Former Boss, Morgoth "Morrie" Bauglir. Stitch likes to play mother hen and has a penchant for taking in strays of all types and species. She is known to associate with a pair of gorgeous dhampires, one redheaded hitokiri, a mischievous Revenant Prince, one vampire detective, the "souled" vampire who resembles Billy Idol and is secretly a romantic Victorian poet, one cute green-eyed Gryffindor wizard, the cute wizard's equally cute mum in her teenage form, a certain Snarky Potions Master, a trio of mischievous wizard "bratlings," a Sith Lord named Ani, a Really Old Guy, an angsty teenage alien and the angsty teenage alien's equally angsty rich best friend. Sidelines as a Vampire Slayer with the mischievous Revenant Prince. In more recent times, Stitch can be seen trying to keep a certain silver-haired, sweet, featherbrained travelling priest (who doesn't have vampires for lunch, honest!) out of trouble. The task seems almost impossible but she does have help in the person of a little redheaded nun.
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