Parting The Continents
by bigdonadietHorrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret readi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2010-01-21 - Updated: 2010-01-22 - 8174 words - Complete
- by bigdonadiet 8 reviews
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007-05-27 - Updated: 2010-01-21 - 42875 words
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Winter Knob
by bigdonadietHarry Dresden had a plan to get the real truth when he went to question the Winter Lady about the Summer Knight's death. But with faeries, it's never quite that simple. One-shot, with sequel in the...
Category: Dresden Files - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Humor - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] - Published: 2009-04-13 - Updated: 2009-04-13 - 4698 words - Complete
Take My Hand
by bigdonadietSequel to "Exit Light, Enter Night." Harry/Lily. One-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Lily - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-07-11 - Updated: 2008-07-11 - 7720 words - Complete
- by bigdonadiet 1 review
A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here” thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to wo...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008-03-22 - Updated: 2008-03-31 - 11448 words
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- by bigdonadiet 11 reviews
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-03-22 - Updated: 2008-03-22 - 4826 words - Complete
5Hot
- by bigdonadiet 1 review
Re-write of Shezza88's "Altered Destiny", done with permission. One change in the Pattern could end up destroying the Dragon Reborn, and tearing the Age Lace for all time.
Category: Wheel of Time - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Aviendha,Elayne,Min,Rand - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-01-07 - Updated: 2008-01-26 - 9771 words
5Exciting
- by bigdonadiet 6 reviews
Harry/Lily/Petunia (Yes, you read that right.) Harry has a confrontation with the Dark Lord, and his life is turned upside down.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Lily, Petunia Dursley - Warnings: [?] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2005-12-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15929 words
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Harry Potter and the News
by bigdonadietGood, old fashioned Harry and multiple love slave story. With plot, for you weridos who like that kind of thing. M/F
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005-12-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 28567 words
KOTOR 1&2: The Lust Series
by bigdonadietThe first in an occasional series of smutfics involving the world of Knights of the Old Republic 1&2
Category: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Sci-fi - Characters: Mission Vao, Revan - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-01-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 6957 words
Harry Potter and the Tamer's Challenge
by bigdonadietHarry Potter/Pokegirls Crossover. Harry is transported to a new world, with some familiar faces and and new problems. Slave,WIP,Xover,M/F,M/F ,Furs,Lemon,Oral
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Sci-fi - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [?] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-07-05 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 36099 words
- by bigdonadiet 1 review
Post-HBP. Harry/Many. After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-07-07 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 7559 words
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- by bigdonadiet 4 reviews
One-Shot. A look at the final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-07-06 - Updated: 2006-07-07 - 2436 words - Complete
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Exit Light, Enter Night
by bigdonadietABSOLUTLY NOT FOR THE SQUEMISH!!! Harry/Petunia. Features rape, incest, and murder!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Horror - Characters: Harry, Petunia Dursley - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] - Published: 2006-03-02 - Updated: 2006-03-02 - 5932 words - Complete