Listen, I'm your mother, so I have to lecture you.
Do you know how sacred I was, Mia?! Do you?! Why would you scare me like that?! I thought I was going to lose you! Look how much you scared your father: http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/7/3/8/4/3/1/feat-738431.jpg
He was a mess!
Then, he went from angry http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000602221/polls_bob_5851_868596_answer_5_xlarge.jpeg
To happy http://celebslists.com/images/bob-bryar-03.jpg
In seconds! He can't resist you guys!
Great, Bob! Leave me to be the bad guy!
If you ever commit suicide, I will go up to heaven, grab you by your ear, and drag you back down here! Do you understand?!