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Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

Horrfically true but funny story. Held captive by my sisters cat. Told using MCR boys.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2010/08/04 - Updated: 2010/08/04 - 3206 words

Reviews

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) mysilentromance 2010-08-04 09:32:25 AM

  Haha that was really funny :D I must say, that is one demon of a cat!Although that would be pretty scary if it was happening to you.

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) God_Reads_Ferards 2010-08-04 10:16:50 AM

  This soundsa like my neighbor's chihuahua. It's all cute and fluffy until you try and pet it. Then it goes ballistic and rips your fucking head off.

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) VendettaEmma 2010-08-04 10:51:45 AM

  Ahahah! I have two cats, lady. I can tweet you some advice and some links if you want! Hope thing's get better with demon cat!
  emma

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) seamusrabbit 2010-08-04 11:20:44 AM

  What a night you've had, sorry I laughed last night, but it sounded so funny! Hopefully the saga of the
  Demonic Cat will end tonight. Tweet me if you're stuck or bored, and we'll talk world domination with NO Ginger Moggies! Lol
  love ya babs! JoJo xoxo

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) shortygirl 2010-08-04 12:49:21 PM

  hahaha...that was really funny

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) ficfriction 2010-08-05 04:02:40 AM

  Okay, here's what you do, get a toy squirt gun and spray it everytime it tries to attack you lol. I've got a cat that attacks us and that makes him high-tail it each time lol.

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) AddixxSin 2010-08-05 07:59:25 AM

  okay, so this is awesome! not you getting attacked and whatever. but its just funny as heck! i love it and this should be continued :D
  
  and get a squirt bottle and spray him "In the Face!" (hangover quote,lol) everytime he tries to attack you. it really works. or get a clicker (something that makes a noise) and everytime he does something bad,turn up the volume.
  
  Best of Luck,
  
  AddixxSin

• Kitty-Kat - The Demonic Pussy! (I WISH THIS WAS FICTION)

  (#) SmashAuthority2 2010-08-24 05:59:22 AM

  Lol, poor Steph. This was like something out of a movie!! That crazy cat! You totally should have called an exorcist! Anyway I'm glad it's gone. I believe it can take care of itself as well.

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