Exactly what the tite says
Note: I do not own Criminal Minds or any of its characters. Also, this is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously. The summary should tell you that so if you don't like random fics like this then don't review. Spoilers for the last…. Oh I don't know from the first appearance of Doyle on to be safe but especially the last couple of episodes.
"It's just so hard, man!" Morgan snapped, slamming his fist down on the arm of the couch. "I mean, I watched her die!"
Hotch sitting across for him growled. "I can't take it anymore! She's alive!"
"What?" Rossi said popping his head in the door.
"Doyle's alive and would never stop hunting her so to draw attention away from us she faked her own death and now she's in hiding but I wasn't supposed to tell anyone so we need to keep it quiet and there! You can stop grieving!" Hotch shouted in one breath.
Morgan blinked. "She's…a…live? SHE'S AIVE!" He leapt up in the air and dashed out the door. "PRENTISS IS ALIVE! SHE'S NOT DEAD!" He jumped onto the railing over the Bull Pen. "HEY, EVERYONE! EMILY'S ALIVE!"
"No, Morgan!" Hotch dragged him off the railing we need to keep it quiet.
Morgan's eyes widened. "Oh…." He dashed down the stairs and up to Reid's desk. "Prentiss is alive!" He whispered, then went up to Seaver, "Prentiss is alive!" He whispered again.
Suddenly JJ popped out of nowhere. "HOTCH!" She shouted. "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE!"
"WELL, WHY DID YOU TELL ME ANYWAY?" Hotch sobbed. "MY WIFE JUST DIED, MY SON AND I ARE IN GRIEVING AND NOW I NEED TO DEAL WITH MY TEAMS GRIEF? IT'S TOO MUCH FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO HANDLE!"
Then, the doors flew open. "EMILY'S ALIVE?" Doyle screeched.
"YOU BASTARD!" Reid shrieked. "YOU MADE HER LEAVE!" Pulling out his gun, he emptied it into Doyle's chest.
"YAY!" Garcia popped her head out of her lair. "Does this mean Em. Can come back now?"
JJ sighed. "Yup." She pulled out a phone and dialed a number. "Hey, Prentiss? Reid just shot Doyle to death so you can come home now." She hung up and then her phone rang. "Yes? Yes, sir? YAY!" She hung up again. "Hey guys, I got transferred back!"
"YAY!" Everyone cheered.
Then the doors open and Prentiss walked through. "Hey guys, missed you!" They all hugged her.
Hotch straightened his tie. "Alright, everyone in the Conference Room." They entered the room and sat down. "Okay, we've got to leave in fifteen minutes. JJ?"
"Illinois has a serial killer who's been targeting excons."
"A vigilante." Seaver put in.
"Yeah, the first victim was Mr…."