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- An unusual line of reasoning, but not what I'd call funny. The idea that Shinra would test its products on unwitting customers just isn't surprising. Maybe if Sephiroth had said something like, "Remember when you were a new recruit and you said the food tasted funny? I thought the bubbles would have been a hint..."
- The bit about sink or swim got be confused...
... but I still laughed a lot!
I always like it when Seph gets tangled in strange, hilarious situations with Zack. Zack's tirade was very funny, especially when Seph rendered it useless with "good genetics" XD