Cartman's thoughts during the reading of Kenny's will. Drabble. Spoilers for Best Friends Forever.
Notes: I do not own South Park or any of its characters. Based off of and spoilers for the episode Best Friends Forever; takes place during the scene where the lawyer's reading Kenny's will. Quotes in italics.
"You have no ability to feel and you are going to die alone and miserable."
How can Kenny possibly say I don't feel I can feel anything? I mean seriousleh! He's my best friend forever! How could he possibly think I'm that inhuman? He of all people should know that I feel lots of things! Like right now, I'm feeling sort of sad that Kenny's dead but I'm super stoked that I get his PSP. I mean, how could anyone not feel great about something like that? Stupid Kenny; I'm going to totally kick his ass when he comes back.