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Powdered and rolled with butter
with some light seasoning
Did you get what you deserve?
you’re the pastry of your dreams?
don’t dare say you’ll be treacle
or apple crumble, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
the trend, of being warmed up, and re-eaten
but babe fresh just can’t be beaten

Have you heard the news that you're pie?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked pie anyway
Oh take
Away the fucking soufflé
Wouldn't it be great
We need ten more of you to date
And wouldn't it be great If we were pie.

Oh pie.

crisp fried and oh so steamy, you fell in caramel,
did you get what you deserved?
the people eating you.......
And if we get to heaven
I'll be here waiting babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, of chocolate cake and healthy eatin’….
OH FUCK, PIE JUST CAN’T BE BEATEN!

Have
you heard the news that you're pie?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked pie anyway
soooo take me from the bakery oven. Wouldn’t it be grand, ain’t exactly what you planned but wouldn’t it be great if we were pie.


And in my honest observation
pie gives oh such great elation
fuck all the other frozen ice creams,
oh they’re gone

'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks oh shelf
Who gives a fuck about our health!

1,2,1,2,3,4!

LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
well come on!
LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!

if life ain't just a pie
Then why are we eating?
(LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA !
LA LA LA LA LA!)
2x
if life just ain't a got pie, then why am I livin’?
PIE!

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