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Profile of a FuckWad

by Mirazal 26 Reviews

just the surface.

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2012/09/25 - Updated: 2013/03/05 - 811 words









Who's excited for this? I don't know about you guys, but I'm excited. So psyched. 








Username: Mirazal




Real Name: Miranda. I kind of like it when you guys call me Mir. 




Gender: if you've met a guy named Miranda before, by all means tell me because I would love to hear about it. 




Age: 14. I feel young. 




I feel young and I want to be young but like everyone else, I get older and closer to the "future" with each passing second and that scares me like nothing else. 




Country: United States of America. My parents are Filipino, and had to get naturalized and all that jazz.




City: funny story. I live in this suburban heaven in Texas, where the average household is white, rich, attends the public school district, is obsessed with football, has 2.3 kids, Botoxed, drives an SUV, iPhoned, and spends vacations in the vacation house at some exotic place.




A lot of people here seem kind of... fake. Like, they spend so much time and energy trying to say and do the right things to please and impress the people around them. I've seen that happen a lot here, and it's sickening. 




Religion: Catholic. It's hard being Catholic on the Internet, surrounded by so many young, liberal-minded people who are quick to tell me that what I believe in is wrong.




I promise to not force my beliefs upon anyone, but if you don't respect me I will lose all respect for you. 




Relationship Status: hahahahahahahahahaha 




Picture of Yourself: lol




Favorite Musicians/Bands: well, if you had to ask....




Pierce the Veil 
The Wonder Years
Panic! At The Disco 
Radiohead
Brand New 
Something Corporate 
Taking Back Sunday 
Man Overboard 
Dashboard Confessional
Sleeping With Sirens 
You Me At Six 
My Chemical Romance 
A Day To Remember 
The Story So Far 
Fall Out Boy 
Green Day 
Jaime Preciado 
Falling In Reverse
The Killers 
Smashing Pumpkins 
Bayside 
Say Anything 
Transit
Never Shout Never 
Seahaven 
Kate Nash 
The Strokes 




Yeah, I know this list sucks. 




Favorite Movies: uggggh it's always changing. 




Benny and Joon
Warrior
500 Days of Summer
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Avengers
Madagascar 3 
21 Jump Street
Last House On the Left
Top Secret!
Pitch Perfect




I saw Warm Bodies a few days ago and it was pretty good. 




Favorite TV Show(s): Adventure Time. 




Really, I love cheesy cartoons. Regular Show. Avatar: The Last Airbender. I miss that show. The new one kinda sucks. 




Favorite Books: don't..... don't even..... you don't want to get involved.




Heroes: I don't really have a hero. 




Bandoms You Write For: as you may have noticed, I'm taking a break from writing. I started with MCR. I kind of want to write a Panic! fic. And also stuff for PTV and such would be fun. 




Bandoms I read from are usually MCR and P!ATD. Crossovers with MSI. Crossovers in general. 




Pairings: this is an intense question. 




The weird thing about me is that I love for people to be paired with their real life significant others. I don't really like slash, honestly... (but omg, ever since coming onto FicWad I have found so many good slash fics that are just so adorable.)




It can be a completely fictional situation but as long as Gerard and Lindsey are together then I'm good. (Lindsey could be dead and Gerard could be this weird necrophile and I would still be happy. Disturbed, but happy.




Oh my god, someone please write that story.) 




But I have a list. 




my parents 
Ryden 
Frerard 
Lindsard
Fuenciado 
Dantesers 
Bobifer 
Fiolee 
Zutara 
Lauren/me 
this adorable emo couple at my school 




Favorite Authors on FicWad: why. Why would I tell you when you can go to my page and click the link, "Favorite Authors"? 




Favorite Fics: again. There is a link on my page.




I'm only not typing them out because there's so many. I would, but I shan't.




Favorite Personalities on FicWad: hmm.




Lauren
Ellie 
AJ 
Rah Rah
Nikki
Kitty 
Sam
Kristi 
Mezza
Ally 
Syra 




Sample of your writing: I'm sure you would know where to find it. 




Random stuff: 




I'm procrastinating this very second. 
There's this guy at my school who has really nice eyes. 
My best friend in the whole world made an account here a while ago but she never uses it hahaha. 
I like iced tea. 
My birthday is in July. 
Jess Bowen is related to me and I'm not even shitting you. 
I wonder where all my friends went. 
Sometimes I feel very fake. 
Sometimes I feel so overwhelmingly alive and that I can live forever. 
I'm also tired this very second. 
I want tattoos. 
And a lip ring. 
I used to play instruments but I've kind of lost inspiration. It's sad. 
I'm in love with the idea of love, but I'm sure if I had love it would scare me. 
I'll see you guys later. 












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