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To my Mama:

hisses sadly while writing Due to the lack of abstinence in the family, I had decided to marry Frank without asking you. Well, I asked Mama Sam. But not you. I apologize for all the bunny sex we had in your bedroom, on your bed. I apologize for the weed and booze I hid in the chest in the attic. I'm sorry for the insane car chase my sisters, Poison, Frank, Mikey and I had.

I COULD'VE BEEN, I SHOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER SO-DAUGHTER. SO IF I GO DON'T BLAME ME, YEAH. I'LL LET THE FIRES JUST BATHE ME, YEAH. . . hisses to the tune of Mama

Here, I made this for you. hands homemade, glitter-infused card full of gay sex and tacos I am such an ass-kisser. :L

I am officially divorcing Frank. Frank: Hey! But what about all that hot se-gets knocked out-

Thank you for adopting me. I love you mama. I always will.

xx Mia

P.S. Frank and I are getting married. He proposed Monday night. We will stay abstinent! :D You are all invited, as long as nobody ahem argues. It's final. :'3

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