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Apples Vs. Pears
4 ReviewsI just wanted something that was batshit random and kinda funny if you're in the mood...not poetic, but you need some comic relief to realize you're not the worst comedian.
“Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples.”
“Yeah. That’s what we’ve got. Apples.”
“Pears?”
“Look, buddy, the signs says 'Apples'.”
“So…no pears?”
“Apples.”
“Any…uhm…pear-apple hybrids?”
“What? No! You gonna buy something or not?”
“Hm.”
“Hm? That’s all you say?”
“Frankly, I’m disappointed with the state of these apples.”
“What the hell is wrong with them, pal?”
“Well, firstly; where’s the pear?”
“Yeah. That’s what we’ve got. Apples.”
“Pears?”
“Look, buddy, the signs says 'Apples'.”
“So…no pears?”
“Apples.”
“Any…uhm…pear-apple hybrids?”
“What? No! You gonna buy something or not?”
“Hm.”
“Hm? That’s all you say?”
“Frankly, I’m disappointed with the state of these apples.”
“What the hell is wrong with them, pal?”
“Well, firstly; where’s the pear?”
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