YAHOO: I only yell that when I jump in a pool, motherfuck
JABBER: Fuck this, I'm looking it up on Google.
Huhm. Hello there. I go by a lot of names. But yeah. I know this one girl on here, she writes an amazing fic and she might be sort of my girlfriend now. It's, like, 5:00 AM over here so this is just gonna be mindless shit. TAKE ME NOW AND FUCK ME LATER AND SING IT THE TUNE OF FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT- hold on. What?