Real Name: not saying
Hi! I am crazy_reviewer, I have 36 cricket minions, and I have so far written two chapters to my story "Class Of The Toddlers". I love my crickets very much and have made them do numerous things, here are some things I have made my crickets do.
*Spot returns to the other crickets and they throw a random polka party*
*crickets continue partying*
*my crickets play DDR*
Also I am a A/A fan, whow ould sell my soul to see those two get together!
I started here under the name of dianabhicks, when I didn't have an account, I then decided to review under a name, so powerful, so great, that I was allowed to review my favourite stories with CRAZINESS!! It was then when the name crazy_reviewer was born, the one name, TO RULE THEM- oops, wrong story. I reviewed as much as I could, starting with The Charybbdean Sea, I loved that story very much because of the AxA in it! My reviews grew, and soon I was reviewing everything I read! Along the way, I used the term of crickets in a review, I grew found of my crickets, and I brought them in as my own. Now, if you read one of my reviews, I have my crickets there 99.89% of the time. Also, I started saying the name Spot as one of my crickets, I grew attached to Spot, and now I have adopted him as my own, along with all the other crickets. Below are some of my *cough cough* more famous reviews.
MY FIRST REVIEW
(chapter 13 of Demons within Me by Demenior)
also, I LOVE this, it rules!! I was just wondering when the sequel comes out, so when it does could you pretty please (puppy dog pout) put it an anouncement in the authors note for next chapter? I really love whats going on with A+A!! And yes, I realise I am a person who is DYING to see them get together!! *laughs maniacally*
-dianabhicks is currently out of her mind, please leave a message after the beep- *beep*
MY FIRST REVIEW AS CRAZY_REVIEWER
(chapter 15 of Demons Withing Me by Demenior)
*giggles and cringes on floor due to excitement* hee hee hee hee hee this is my favourite story..I loves it..It is my own..my..preeeeecious. I loves it!! Cant wait for the new update, update as fast as you can, until then I will be on this computer refreshing the page until I sees "Demons Within Me".
*laughs maniacally and eats jellybean*
*chokes on jellybean*
Help *hack* me Neil, your my *hack* only hope!
THE REVIEW BEFORE THE CRICKETS
(for chapter 2 from the strangest stranger ever by Pheeonee)
my Archie is hurt, I must save my Archie
*darts inside telephone box*
DUN DUN DUN
*bursts out of telephone box in superman outfit (girl fitting)*
I MUST SAVE ARCHIE!
*flys off into the distance*
*remembers its a fanfic and begins flying in reverse*
Loved the story! Oh, and it is The Nature Of Things (one of my all time favourite episodes)
Once again loved it, please save Archie, he still has so much to do in life, and I cant list them yet because I might be running out of room, also I love the new person, except why do the shoes have to be leather??
THE QUOTE IN A REVIEW WHICH HELPED ME ADOPT THE CRICKETS
(quote is unknown where it came from)
NNOOOOO MY CRICKETS HAVE BETRAYED ME!!
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE REVIEWS
(from Respect by Pink_Rapid)
Alas, poor Jay
Oh well, what the hay?
Neil and Theresa are happy!
Well written? Oh yes!
Thought it was one of the best!
crazy_reviewer has said her bit!
And rhyming this sonnet?
What the hell rhymes with sonnet?
Bonnet? Connet? Donnet?
I should have shut the f**k up while I was ahead!
Also, I did post that I was sorry for the harsh language.
MY CRICKETS FIRST REVIEW!!! :_) I am so proud
(from STory Index in Mind Games by jennieman)
HILLARIOUS!! This is probably one of my favourtie capters! My crickets are enjoying it to!
*crickets type their first review*
we loved it very much theresa was very funny in it update soon!
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS!!
MY CRICKETS AND I HAVE OUR FIRST BATTLE
(from Story Index of Pairs to play by princessofoyownworld)
stupid brother. Why couldn't he just act as the nice guy?? Oh well, he will never win the fight to keep Atlanta single, not while I am here to force her and Archie to stay together!
Nathan: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!
*crazy_reviewer draws sword*
BACK AWAY I HAVE A SWORD< A COMPUTER AND I KNOW HOW TO GET THOSE TWO TOGETHER!!!
*crickets scratch out Nathans eyes*
Also, I would like to take this moment to say I have NOT forgotten Class Of The Toddlers, I have had severe writers block on where to go next.