• Username: Shego2Drakken
  • Website: My Livejournal
  • Member Since: 2005-06-20
  • Real name: Marie
  • Bio:
    6-10-06: All right, now that I've really gotten over my PMS over someone negatively rating Ghosts of the Past (Actually I've *been* over it for awhile, but hey!), I've decided to post an actual profile instead of a PMS-y warning. Personally, I think I need to edit the first chapter though. I came here after being directed off of Classic Cowboy's Fanfiction.Net page. Personally, after the creation of the "no scripts" rule, I was starting to lose faith, which was destroyed after the "no song lyrics" rule. Sheesh... Name: Shego2Drakken Age: 18 Current Residence: Wisconsin, land 'o cheese. That's all you really need to know. Interests: Web-surfing, movie watching, writing and reading fanfiction, listening to music, and reading books. Favorite movies: Dogma, The Great Mouse Detective, Pirates of the Caribbean, Galaxy Quest... The list goes on, that's all I have to say. Favorite music: Personally, I don't have any favorite styles per se, I just listen to whatever perks my interest. Favorite Books: His Dark Materials trilogy, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Da Vinci Code, and various others... Favorite TV: The Thin Blue Line, Blackadder, Hellsing, Chobits, Fawlty Towers, Kim Possible (which has declined of late, I think), Avatar: The Last Airbender Favorite Mangas: Hellsing, Chobits, Inu-yasha Favorite characters: Professor Ratigan, Basil of Baker Street: The Great Mouse Detective; Robert Langdon, Sir Leigh Teabing (if it weren't for the whole "blackmailing/ruining organized modern religion" thing): The Da Vinci Code; Alexander Anderson, Seras Victoria, Integra Hellsing, Rip Van Winkle, Schrodinger: Hellsing Favorite quotes: "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." -Jim "The Waco Kid"; Blazing Saddles "There's always a chance as long as one can think." -Basil; The Great Mouse Detective "'Deh'. 'Deh'! Do you realize what I mean when I say 'deh'?!" - Me "And good-bye, toupee." - Me, after the "What you see is what you get" line in Curse of the Wererabbit "She's right. You already screwed up the ping-pong tournament, now you're gonna mess up the yo-yo championship, too!" - Cat, Epideme; Red Dwarf "What? Just because I seem like a genetically manipulated love child of Professor Moriarty, Mel Brooks, the cast of Blackadder and Red Dwarf, James Bond, the rats of NIMH and Doctor Who, it doesn't mean that I can't kick a little ass when I want to." - Professor Ratigan "Do I detect the smell of burning martyr?" - Basil Fawlty, The Anniversary; Fawlty Towers "A tad? The only thing I've ever seen pick up slower is Rimmer in a disco." - Lister in response to his new (slow) mechanical arm, Nanarchy; Red Dwarf What I Ship: Please note that I accept all pairings if they are written well and aren't fanatically shipped upon my defenseless person. The Great Mouse Detective: Professor Ratigan/Basil of Baker Street Hellsing: Anderson/Seras Current Projects: 10-14-06 - All right, the whole "twenty stories" idea has been scrapped in favor of a twenty drabble set. Oy...
  • Out of the Closet

    by Tenshi_no_Korin 4 Reviews

    Luka guides Neo in some of the finer points of black mage accessorizing. [slight *coughcanoncough* yaoi]

    Category: Under the Glass Moon - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005/05/05 - Updated: 2005/05/05 - 2821 words - Complete

  • Up, Up, And Away

    by TanzyMorrow 1 Reviews

    A witch keeps her own counsel and her thoughts are often strange. Serafina Pekkala reflects as the balloon flies onwards. One shot.

    Category: His Dark Materials - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005/05/07 - Updated: 2005/05/08 - 1259 words - Complete

  • The Coin

    by spiderflower 12 Reviews

    The only thing certain is death and taxes, and Captain Jack Sparrow's prepared for the eventuality of both at the same time. One-shot.

    Category: Pirates of the Caribbean - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Characters: Jack - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005/05/07 - Updated: 2005/05/08 - 765 words - Complete

  • A Friendly Wager

    by Laylah

    Crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist. A homunculus and a half-youkai walk into a bar, and the homunculus says.... Drinking, smoking, gambling, screwing, PWP.

    Category: Saiyuki - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover, Erotica - Characters: Sha Gojyo - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2005/05/21 - Updated: 2005/05/21 - 1399 words - Complete

  • She Left Yesterday

    by Laylah 2 Reviews

    Bellatrix in Azkaban, as the Dementors remember her.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Horror - Characters: Bellatrix - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2005/05/22 - Updated: 2005/05/22 - 918 words - Complete

  • In England, We Drink Tea

    by kannaophelia 1 Reviews

    Barry and Simon are probably failing to live up to their blood-thirsty predator heritage. Fox could probably afford to show more sympathy for Wolf's concerns. Fox/Wolf tea party fic.

    Category: Don't Eat the Neighbours - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Fox, Wolf - Published: 2005/05/23 - Updated: 2005/05/23 - 674 words - Complete

  • Immersion Therapy

    by lazulisong 0 Reviews

    The only way past an addiction is through it! They say.

    Category: Card Captor Sakura - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Cerberus, Spinel - Published: 2005/06/26 - Updated: 2005/06/26 - 531 words - Complete

  • The Elevator of Jacques Saunière

    by Quillian 0 Reviews

    One-shot! Just a funny little thing inspired after reading "The Da Vinci Code," by Dan Brown! If Jacques Saunière were to design an elevator, what would it look like?

    Category: Dan Brown - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005/10/06 - Updated: 2005/10/07 - 618 words - Complete

  • Into That Cat

    by ShadeDancer 0 Reviews

    One-shot. Minerva's gotten into the catnip after reflecting on Harry's ability to get into trouble. Slight innuendo.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall - Published: 2005/10/21 - Updated: 2005/10/22 - 605 words - Complete

  • Courting Day

    by Katharos 5 Reviews

    It is Courting Day. The one day of the year on which Demon Lord's may try to tempt each other's vassals into their service without fear of reprisal. And Raenef is rather taken aback by the amount o...

    Category: Demon Diary - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2005/11/21 - Updated: 2005/11/21 - 2012 words - Complete

  • Illusive Heart

    by LilyGarden 2 Reviews

    Elyon wished Cornelia would admit she understood. Cornelia/Elyon

    Category: W.I.T.C.H. - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/02/05 - Updated: 2006/02/06 - 1086 words - Complete

  • Dark Sarcasm

    by black_spot 12 Reviews

    Or why Snape left the Death Eaters. A bit of silliness I hope you will enjoy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Snape - Published: 2006/05/27 - Updated: 2006/05/27 - 384 words - Complete

  • The Maid Elaine

    by DragonWolf121 0 Reviews

    Oberon sent his Children to spend a millenium in the world of mortals. This is the tale of how one fairy spent her millenium. This story won the Pucking Around category writing contest held for The...

    Category: Gargoyles - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Characters:  - Published: 2006/08/23 - Updated: 2006/08/24 - 4145 words - Complete

  • Excerpts From the Diary of Enrico Maxwell

    by trollopfop 3 Reviews

    Iscariot isn't all impassioned speeches and religious crusades, y'know. This is a lighthearted look at Iscariot members who didn't make the cut, in response to a challenge.

    Category: Hellsing - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Anderson,Enrico Maxwell,Yumeko - Published: 2005/05/17 - Updated: 2007/11/10 - 484 words - Complete


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