- Username: RetardedBabySharks
- Member Since: 2012-08-05
- Real name: Owen
- Bio:Well my name's Owen and I'm a 14 year old boy from the USA. I'm also just about as straight as a damned circle, so if you're not cool with that, cry me a freaking river, build yourself a fancy ass bridge, and get the fuck over it. That or get the fuck out but it's your choice, just sayin'. I like to write, draw, rp, and stuff like that. And if you piss me off, I'm a total fucking douche bag, just warning whoever /actually/ reads this. I will /rip your fucking head off/ if you insult my OTP [[Soriku]], okay? :D My favorite fandoms currently are South Park and Kingdom Hearts. Oh, and let's not forget The Lorax. I am a hardcore shipper of pairings from all three. My favorite bands currently [[God, there's a fuckload >_<]] are Panic! At The Disco, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, The Hush Sound, blink-182, Three Days Grace, Seether, Theory Of A Dead Man, Buckcherry, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Falling In Reverse, Rise Against, American Hi-Fi, Big Bang, and SHINee, to name a few. And if you have a problem with me, please take it up with my ass. Procedure: Kiss, amend, repeat. ;D Oh and by the way I'm a completely socially awkward, baby throwing, retarded baby shark eating, rawring penguin. Just thought I'd be nice and warn you before my awkward got too out of control [[which it probably did already but who gives a fuck?]].
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Owen and Jared have a huge falling out, and Jared ceases contact with him; permanently. Owen freaks. Rated PG-13 for strong language.0Unrated
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Riku isn't having the best time on this festive day.0Unrated
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He cared way too much for the people that cared way too little. In the end, he cracked. Rated PG-13 for violence, language, and death.0Unrated
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