• Username: RetardedBabySharks
  • Member Since: 2012-08-05
  • Real name: Owen
  • Bio:
    Well my name's Owen and I'm a 14 year old boy from the USA. I'm also just about as straight as a damned circle, so if you're not cool with that, cry me a freaking river, build yourself a fancy ass bridge, and get the fuck over it. That or get the fuck out but it's your choice, just sayin'. I like to write, draw, rp, and stuff like that. And if you piss me off, I'm a total fucking douche bag, just warning whoever /actually/ reads this. I will /rip your fucking head off/ if you insult my OTP [[Soriku]], okay? :D My favorite fandoms currently are South Park and Kingdom Hearts. Oh, and let's not forget The Lorax. I am a hardcore shipper of pairings from all three. My favorite bands currently [[God, there's a fuckload >_<]] are Panic! At The Disco, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, The Hush Sound, blink-182, Three Days Grace, Seether, Theory Of A Dead Man, Buckcherry, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Falling In Reverse, Rise Against, American Hi-Fi, Big Bang, and SHINee, to name a few. And if you have a problem with me, please take it up with my ass. Procedure: Kiss, amend, repeat. ;D Oh and by the way I'm a completely socially awkward, baby throwing, retarded baby shark eating, rawring penguin. Just thought I'd be nice and warn you before my awkward got too out of control [[which it probably did already but who gives a fuck?]].
  • When All Else Fails, Cry.

    by RetardedBabySharks 1 Reviews

    Owen and Jared have a huge falling out, and Jared ceases contact with him; permanently. Owen freaks. Rated PG-13 for strong language.

    Category: Drama - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters:  - Published: 2012/08/08 - Updated: 2012/08/08 - 1758 words - Complete

  • Quite A Lonely Christmas

    by RetardedBabySharks 0 Reviews

    Riku isn't having the best time on this festive day.

    Category: Kingdom Hearts - Rating: G - Genres: Angst - Characters:  - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2012/08/05 - Updated: 2012/08/06 - 104 words - Complete

  • Sharing Is Caring, My Dear

    by RetardedBabySharks 0 Reviews

    He cared way too much for the people that cared way too little. In the end, he cracked. Rated PG-13 for violence, language, and death.

    Category: Horror - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Horror - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012/08/05 - Updated: 2012/08/06 - 1819 words - Complete


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