Ithilwen

  • Username: Ithilwen
  • Member Since: 2005-11-22
  • Real name: D.R.F.
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  • Mountainside

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    Town-on-the-Mountain has gotten too quiet for a certain monk (and all the jealous husbands know him by sight), so he decides to pass the time by finding a girl for his best friend, a hanyou with a ...

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Inuyasha,Miroku - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008/12/28 - Updated: 2008/12/29 - 2615 words

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  • This Can't Be Good

    by Ithilwen 2 Reviews

    Hojo is trapped in the sengoku jidai! Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it. Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind. 2nd and 3rd place IYFG nods.

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance - Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome, Kikyo, Kirara, Koga, Miroku, Rin, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Shippo, Other - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 51 - Published: 2005/11/22 - Updated: 2008/12/05 - 114781 words - Complete

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  • Two Tribes

    by Ithilwen 1 Reviews

    Which world is Kagome's really? Sometimes the question is more important than the answer. Challenge response.

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Kagome - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2008/11/03 - Updated: 2008/11/03 - 821 words - Complete

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  • For What It's Worth

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    A man who knows when to keep silent can see a great deal. What did Kahn see in Selene when Viktor sent her after Michael? Not a Selene/Kahn pairing.

    Category: Underworld - Rating: G - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Selene - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2007/02/10 - Updated: 2008/08/24 - 481 words - Complete

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  • The Horse and His Ignorant Meatshield

    by Ithilwen 3 Reviews

    Don't get me wrong, I love "The Horse and His Boy," but sometimes we must make horrible horrible parodies of the things we love. Severe spoilers and hilarity ensue! Rated for language only.

    Category: Chronicles of Narnia - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2008/08/14 - Updated: 2008/08/14 - 6302 words - Complete

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  • Total Knockout

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    Kagome thinks she has the day to herself when Hojo invites her to his boxing tournament, but persistent dog demons have a penchant for tracking people down.

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Inuyasha,Kagome - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2006/10/23 - Updated: 2008/07/19 - 12490 words - Complete

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  • The Request

    by Ithilwen 1 Reviews

    If you have ever played Scrabble online...

    Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Fantasy,Horror,Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/15 - Updated: 2008/07/16 - 462 words - Complete

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  • Deconstruction

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    Emal thought that being messenger of the gods would be a cool gig: He makes his own hours and they let him smite stuff pretty much at will. However, he hadn't counted on a certain taser-happy supe...

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2005/11/22 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 15148 words - Complete

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  • In Sheep's Clothing

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    When you've been sent on a dangerous undercover mission into enemy territory, it helps if your partner is at least a little smarter than a kumquat. Pierce and Taylor stumble through Lucian's convo...

    Category: Underworld - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor - Characters: Lucian, Michael, Other - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2005/11/22 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 19225 words - Complete

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  • Other Ways

    by Ithilwen 1 Reviews

    Trapped in a future ruled by Naraku, Kagome and Inuyasha must find their way home to prevent it ...with friends they cannot recognize, in a world they cannot understand. Technically, this is not A...

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Sci-fi - Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome, Koga, Miroku, Naraku, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Other - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2005/11/22 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 14272 words

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  • Ally-Oop!

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    And I jump on the hundred-word bandwagon. Assorted Inuyasha flashfics.

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome, Kikyo, Kirara, Koga, Miroku, Naraku, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Other - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2005/11/22 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 1146 words - Complete

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  • The Mangling Begins

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    The good news: Underworld is going to appear on American TV! The bad news: It's being edited by the same guys who did "Sailor Moon" and "One Piece." Not for the squeamish. Scriptfic.

    Category: Underworld - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Erika, Kraven, Lucian, Michael, Selene, Viktor, Other - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2005/12/30 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 606 words

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  • Keeping Tabs

    by Ithilwen 0 Reviews

    There was no way that he did not know what was going on. One of Lucian's "contacts" has been out of touch for a few years.

    Category: Underworld - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover, Drama - Characters: Other - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2007/05/29 - Updated: 2007/05/30 - 1291 words - Complete

    -1Boring
  • When We Meet Again

    by Ithilwen 2 Reviews

    Elizabeth wants lifetime with Will. What will she do when what's very nearly a marriage is very nearly worth it?

    Category: Pirates of the Caribbean - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance - Characters: Elizabeth, Jack, Will - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2007/05/27 - Updated: 2007/05/27 - 1011 words - Complete

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  • Admirable

    by Ithilwen 3 Reviews

    To be admired, one must first be seen. A moment of distraction for Darcy.

    Category: Pride and Prejudice - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/05/11 - Updated: 2007/05/12 - 885 words - Complete

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  • Again

    by Ithilwen 1 Reviews

    How does Singe see the world? A man can grow old in his own country and still feel young. Challenge response.

    Category: Underworld - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Other - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006/10/29 - Updated: 2006/10/30 - 783 words - Complete

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  • Impressed

    by Ithilwen 1 Reviews

    Selene's an impressive person, but why was Michael so willing to stay with her that night? Lucian set the process in motion, but it didn't go where he expected. All sketch no plot.

    Category: Underworld - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Sci-fi - Characters: Lucian, Michael, Selene - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/07/01 - Updated: 2006/08/05 - 499 words - Complete

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  • She's a Killer

    by Ithilwen 4 Reviews

    An angel reaps a demon's reward. (Hundred-word.)

    Category: Good Omens - Rating: G - Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor - Characters: Aziraphale - Published: 2006/05/31 - Updated: 2006/06/01 - 130 words - Complete

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  • No Jello

    by Ithilwen 2 Reviews

    Sometimes yogurt just isn't enough. A dispute over desserts leads to bodily harm for Quinn. Set during the Year of Hell (Season Three). Stupid but short.

    Category: Sliders - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/04/05 - Updated: 2006/04/06 - 775 words - Complete

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  • Loser

    by Ithilwen 12 Reviews

    Matt is a loser. They know it. He knows it. What is he going to do about it? Rated PG for cynicism.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2006/03/13 - Updated: 2006/03/14 - 2067 words - Complete

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  • Lightbulb

    by Ithilwen 7 Reviews

    Ever have that clueless co-worker who just never seems to get fired?

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/16 - Updated: 2005/12/17 - 527 words - Complete

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  • Drink This!

    by Ithilwen 7 Reviews

    [Season Six] Mulder wonders why Scully has been asking him to drink tea with her lately, and the answer is not what he'd expected.

    Category: X-Files - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Mulder, Scully - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005/12/04 - Updated: 2005/12/04 - 771 words - Complete

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  • Zonked

    by Ithilwen 7 Reviews

    It had to happen sooner or later: Inuyasha and posse are captured by a village full of amazons with attitude. How will Miroku react to dozens of beautiful women who've spent the past few centuries...

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover, Humor, Parody - Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome, Kirara, Miroku, Naraku, Sango, Other - Published: 2005/11/22 - Updated: 2005/11/22 - 3047 words - Complete

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  • Avast!

    by Ithilwen 4 Reviews

    There have been many Inuyasha / Pirates of the Caribbean crossovers. This makes one too many!

    Category: Inuyasha - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover, Humor, Parody - Characters: Inuyasha, Miroku - Published: 2005/11/22 - Updated: 2005/11/22 - 668 words - Complete

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