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PeregrinChopkins

• Username: PeregrinChopkins
• Website: My FictionPress Page
• Member Since: 2007-04-10
• Real name: B-rad
• AIM: Landwalker48
• Bio:
  I'm Chopkins. I'm nineteen. I write a lot of short stories. I don't take things too serious these days, so most of my stuff is pretty absurd. But who knows, that could change at any moment. I like giant robots, zombies, magical girls, The Beatles, flannel, and the color brown.

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• I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake

  by PeregrinChopkins 0 Reviews

  Guidence Counselor Claudia Rutherford really needs to use the bathroom. A problem that is easily taken care of. However, the school she works for is under lockdown and she is unable to leave her of...

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2007/08/20 - Updated: 2007/08/20 - 1708 words - Complete

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• Detachable Penis

  by PeregrinChopkins 3 Reviews

  ... You heard me.

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2007/08/20 - Updated: 2007/08/20 - 380 words - Complete

  -1TrainWreck

• The Cliche Killer

  by PeregrinChopkins 3 Reviews

  I don't like vampires... I think they're lame and overrated. So I write a parody. Enjoy (or don't... depends on how seriously you're gonna take this)

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Sci-fi - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2007/08/20 - Updated: 2007/08/20 - 550 words - Complete

  3Funny

• The Baby Grand

  by PeregrinChopkins 1 Reviews

  A drunken lounge pianist gets stuck in her piano during a flood.

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007/04/10 - Updated: 2007/04/11 - 859 words - Complete

  0TrainWreck

• The Worst Superhero Ever

  by PeregrinChopkins 1 Reviews

  By day he was a mild-mannered gas station attendant living in his sister's garage, by night he was--THE PROCRASTINATOR!!!

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2007/04/10 - Updated: 2007/04/11 - 639 words - Complete

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• The Bitter Woman On Happy Lane

  by PeregrinChopkins 3 Reviews

  A cranky old woman finds a multicolored, morbidly obese, talking pony who shits crayons in her garden.

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2007/04/10 - Updated: 2007/04/11 - 778 words - Complete

  -1Illiterate