• Username: stealacandy
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  • Energizer

    by stealacandy 2 Reviews

    Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbledore, interferng bastard, meet... Albus Dumbled...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore - Published: 2009/08/22 - Updated: 2009/08/22 - 608 words

  • A Change of Heart

    by stealacandy 1 Reviews

    Peter has a change f heart. His fellow Marauders find it hard to come to term with his betreyal. (Rating for a scene where Wormtail loses his hand. But hey, it was worse than that in GoF...)

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: James,Peter,Sirius - Published: 2008/09/18 - Updated: 2008/09/19 - 493 words

  • Chamber of Secrets, North Pole

    by stealacandy 2 Reviews

    The Dark Lord like you never knew before.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008/08/24 - Updated: 2008/09/04 - 672 words - Complete

  • Broomsticks, or The Male Ego of Draco Malfoy?

    by stealacandy 2 Reviews

    The confrontation between Harry and co. and Draco Malfoy and the Slytherin Quidditch team in "The Chamber of Secrets". YOu thought you knew how it went? Think again.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco,Harry - Published: 2008/07/12 - Updated: 2008/07/12 - 1122 words

  • The Trial

    by stealacandy 17 Reviews

    Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planed something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of (or a flashback in) a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fudge,Harry,Umbridge - Published: 2008/06/26 - Updated: 2008/06/26 - 1304 words

  • Power of Polyjuice outtakes

    by stealacandy 2 Reviews

    (mostly) funny stand-alone outtakes for my old fic "Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice". In three words, sex, potions and Luna Lovegood! And Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson....

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008/02/20 - Updated: 2008/06/14 - 6784 words

  • The Letters of the Law

    by stealacandy 4 Reviews

    Draco Malfoy discovers the Power He No Snort and decides to use it to get the Weasel. The law is on his side.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Draco,Ron - Published: 2008/05/22 - Updated: 2008/05/22 - 2393 words

  • His Equal, a.k.a. Just A Little Prick

    by stealacandy 2 Reviews

    His parents defied the Dark Lord three times, he marked him as his equal, and died by his hand... For he had a power HE knew nothing of... It was only a little prick!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Draco,Harry - Published: 2008/01/06 - Updated: 2008/01/06 - 1418 words - Complete


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