Aelfwine

  • Username: Aelfwine
  • Member Since: 2007-10-13
  • Real name: Andrew Aelfwine
  • Bio:
    Thirtyish graduate student, musician, and fan. Dweller in the Federal Republic of Confusion. Hater of badfic. OBHWF shipper for a given value of OBHWF, that value being some variant on Harry/Ginny/Luna/Hermione and Ron/someone who deserves having to put up with him. I'm putting up a few years' worth of fic here. Please pardon the slowness.
  • On the Fourteenth of February

    by Aelfwine 7 Reviews

    Single less than a year, Hermione can't face Valentine's Day. As Harry's tied up in South Africa, Ginny and Luna ask her to join them celebrating SS. Cyril and Methodius Day. H/G/L friendship w/ Hr.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Published: 2009/02/14 - Updated: 2009/02/15 - 3499 words - Complete

    5Ambiance
  • Because It's the Custom

    by Aelfwine 5 Reviews

    Spending a year living abroad in America, Harry, Ginny, and Luna Potter obey local custom by taking their children trick or treating.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Luna - Published: 2009/02/14 - Updated: 2009/02/15 - 843 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Harry's New Pets

    by Aelfwine 11 Reviews

    Just before First Year, Hermione falls into a trap and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild inn...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008/07/29 - Updated: 2009/02/15 - 21255 words

    5Funny
  • Her Best Friend's Girlfriend

    by Aelfwine 3 Reviews

    Seventh Year AU. Posted for the International Day of Femslash.(http:/www.femslashday.com/wiki/Main_Page) Beside the pond on a rainy afternoon, Ginny makes an unusual request of Hermione.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/20 - Updated: 2008/07/21 - 810 words - Complete

    5Ambiance
  • The Bundling Charm

    by Aelfwine 9 Reviews

    AU. Seeing Harry in the grip of chronic insomnia, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna get permission from McGonagall, Dumbledore, and Flitwick to attempt their own form of cure.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Published: 2008/07/20 - Updated: 2008/07/21 - 3758 words - Complete

    5Boring
  • Sailor Draka of Bore

    by Aelfwine 0 Reviews

    Usagi Ingolfsson, Draka Citizen and magical girl, only wanted a quiet swim and a spot of bear hunting. The slavers from Planet Gor had other ideas. A body could almost feel sorry for them...

    Category: Sailor Moon - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008/03/08 - Updated: 2008/03/11 - 4140 words

    0Unrated
  • Severus Snape and the Accursed Nephew

    by Aelfwine 2 Reviews

    Sixth Year AU. The Wizarding World is safe from Voldemort. Many other evil forces remain; for instance, Snape's 5 year old American nephew, Dennis the Menace.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2008/03/08 - Updated: 2008/03/10 - 6929 words - Complete

    3Funny
  • Severus Snape and the Dubious Duty

    by Aelfwine 3 Reviews

    "Marriage Law" parody. A speech by Minister for Magic "Iron Molly" Weasley and a visit from McGonagall wreck Snape's comfortable life as an outlaw in hiding.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Snape - Published: 2008/03/08 - Updated: 2008/03/10 - 1490 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Harry's Army

    by Aelfwine 8 Reviews

    AU. Hermione, Ginny, and Luna discover "the power the dark lord knows not" and recruit an army to make use of it. Harry never expected this...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2008/03/08 - Updated: 2008/03/10 - 3730 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Hermione Granger and the Very Blue Morning

    by Aelfwine 8 Reviews

    One morning in Care of Magical Creatures, Hermione discovers that a creature from her childhood cartoons is, in fact, real. Unfortunately, they're not much like they were on the telly...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Hermione - Published: 2008/02/14 - Updated: 2008/02/23 - 1466 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • John Carter of Hogwarts

    by Aelfwine 5 Reviews

    In an alternate Seventh Year, Harry and company meet the new Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor: the Warlord of Barsoom, John Carter.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2008/02/14 - Updated: 2008/02/15 - 2956 words - Complete

    5Funny

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