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New Mexico, July 1945. The first-ever nuclear bomb has just been detonated...but it hasn't gone to plan. Impossibly appearing from nowhere, an abandoned village is now next to the crater.5Original
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Actually, Harry did make it into the most secure room in the Dept. of Mysteries at the end of his Fifth Year.5Original
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Harry comes back from his fifth year to a changed household. What happened to Dudley, and why is he so desperate to make Harry go away? Post-OotP, sixt-year story, mild changes to ending of OotP, A...4Original
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After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment. There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...5Ambiance
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor
A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it's a book on sex magic and rituals... but Harry's not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder,...?Blocked
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the sa...
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Bender and Fanny are dating again. Then he finds out she lives in Robot Hell. What could go wrong?...
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What's on the menu for New New York today? Wild animal pets controlled by the Zookeeper. Zoidberg ...
Tabitha Lyght, an Army Reservist, finds herself mutated from a military experiment gone wrong, givin...
Katie has some hot fun at a party.