my cat is sleeping with his eyes open.
it's really, really creepy.... now that I know who you are, this is ten times more fun to read. I love you very, very, very much. haha. HOLY QUEEN OF COWS
Author's response
Whoa, creepy. Cats are born creepy. Dogs are... well, Hemingway totally let the stalker in. Dumb?
I love you back, Queen Moo.