First: "it is not ok to spy on girls in-between pasta boxes" absolutely rocked me. Thebest, so much the best that it has to be all one word.
Next up, I love his shopping list. That is too cute. And the blonde with braces made me smile. I don't know why, just precious, I suppose.
And! Their conversation at the end is wonderful. I've always wanted to have that kind of conversation, because I'm like that [not able to adequately express anything] but I can never find anyone as awkward as I am to talk to.
This is great.