Points for creativity, but the technical aspects of this story need a lot of work. The formatting is terrible. The solid block of text is very hard to read. You also need some paragraph indentation.
Aside from making Harry over-powered from the beginning, I really don't think this qualifies as a parody, so you might want to think about removing that tag.
Lastly, Chapter 2 cuts off in the middle of a sentence.
If you're willing to take the time to fix this, it could turn out to be really good.
Author's response
Parody means to mimic, that is what I plan to do.
The block text is the way it uploaded my work. I am not going to go back and put extra paragraphs indents purely for aesthetic. Copy it over to your favourite word favourite text editor and read it there. The excessive indents are hard for me to read.