"Through the haze of light around him, Harry stared in disgusted fascination as Vernon landed squarely on a naked, masturbating Dudley, just in time for Dudley to ejaculate on his father."
That may very well be the funnies line in all Harry ficdom.
Author's response
omg! My roommate is SUCH A PERV! She came up with that line and told me I had to use it. lol, I'm glad you liked it.
Thank you for your review.