eh, very nice. Cynical!Harry FTW! Also very well written. I'll definiely keep tabs on this one.
For house, it's pretty much ravenclaw. IMO, the houses are a horrible system overall, and sentences like 'my cunning slytherin side' make me cringe. Meh. Oh, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't make friends with the blood-traitor inbred ranga weasels or the mudblood beaver. They're absolutely horrible. You have my blessings if you go original all the way thru