Japanese Yaoi Manga
ooh... think of the possibilities!
Patrick Stump sits on a flat iron and gets all hot and bothered because of it. 'cause he's all hot and bothered by the intense heat of hair-straightening tools, he decides to read Japanese Yaoi manga to cool himself down. Though it doesn't help much, because he suddenly thinks of the possibilities of Yu Yu Hakusho characters actually getting it on with each other... and needs to sit down before he faints. Repeat sequence. [: