It should be illegal to post stories that are this damn FUNNY, of course reading it at 3am while trying to light a smoke and drink some coffee does not make a good combination of things to be doing. Now you need to write one with him catching Quirlmort in the forest. Or maybe Hagrid accidentally on purpose dropped a portkey that went to Durzkaban prison and wreck havoc when he learns what they had done in the past to his new friend Harry.
Author's response
Great ideas, but I will probably be sticking close to canon for the most part. I just got this idea of what was going through that troll's head. (Besides the club)