Pahahaha. Just saw an advert for Lynx body spray - the slogan being 'Pocket Pulling Power'. Now does that sound like our Patrick...? -fangirly grin-
...I'll stop pointless reviews now, honestly!
Author's response
ROFL!! That's hysterical!! Ah dear Patrick definitely has that by the bucket load, but this story's version of PPP has just been explained and isn't nearly so much fun!! :D
Hope you like anyway. No worries about the review - it was a great laugh, so definitely not pointless!! :D
Sas x