-Knowing Hagrid, it was always possible that he'd let Harry swear blood-brotherhood with a pair of young goblin warriors or marry a trio of werewolf sisters.- This is totally unrelated, but this line would make one hell of a parody fic.
Also, this story is funny. Luna, as always, just makes it that much more interesting. And maybe it's me, but Lovegood's seem to be a bit batshit. Must be the seer blood in them.
Pretty little island my flat, crippled ass.