it was going fine until you did the tattoo shit.
i will be stopping here
1st - it is completely out of character for Harry to to intentionally inflict pain upon himself. he would endure it to accomplish a goal, but to do something as stupid and vain as getting a tattoo NO
2nd - as the father of a 'tattoo artist'
tattoos are for losers, especially ones that are vulgar and/or visible in normal street clothes - harry is not this type of shallow loser.