Okay, so you meet a guy. Like him. Fancy him, even. He invites you round and the next thing you know you're shagging.
You, maybe. Perhaps even most people and I'm just an oddity. But to me it seems incredibly unrealistic to the extreme, although thinking about what Frank or Gerard might say if they read this did make me laugh.
Again grammar is a problem. "Has your parents left". Do you speak like that? Because I don't know anyone who does unless English is their second language or they are under the age of 5.
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actually aye a do talk like that, im scottish dumb ass